Sarah Jessica Parker -- See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Yah... I'll have a strawberry Smoothie, small fries... and um... a couple of kids.

It seems like everyone on this post is just trying to outdo each other with their cruel, stupid, adolescent comments. Do you not think this woman is just a little stressed out as she awaits for the arrival of her twins?

No, Great Ruler of Skankurn, the earthlings think I'm using an i-pod.

I'm so excited... I'm having Twins! Man, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that delivery room.

Pres. Clinton once told me, " Why have kids when you can smoke a cuban instead?"

Look... why's everyone coming down on me... when you marry a homosexual... ya get creative when it comes to having kids.

Come on, Sarah, a couple more laps around the park and you will get there, girl... the delivery weight of your twins.

I wonder if it's time to tell the Press my real job is terrorizing Munchkins in Oz.

I dunno why everyone's on Letterman's back? My surrogate got knocked-up by A-Rod in the seventh inning Stretch.

Just a sec... if we have two kids and one ends up not liking Sex in the City... can we sell it?

And now, Johnny... I hold the last SJP joke of the night.....
(wild applause)
Ugh... he, he... okay. uh... thank you, Buffalo gas breath.. Uh... it was so hot in Burbank today...
(audience in unison) How hot was it?
It was so hot...Sarah Jessica Parker's twins "popped" outta her sports bra.

Is that a man with tits?

wow she looks older than dirt.

She should definitely spend less money on her torso, and more on her facial features.

Shebiscuit going for a trot around NY.