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Sarah Jessica Parker -- See No Evil, Hear No Evil

6/18/2009 1:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

An un-pregnant Sarah Jessica Parker put Surro-Gate out of her mind Wednesday afternoon by going jogging around NYC.

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SJP looks good for a woman who is expecting twins.

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Michael Madsen    

Yah... I'll have a strawberry Smoothie, small fries... and um... a couple of kids.

1863 days ago
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annadubai    

It seems like everyone on this post is just trying to outdo each other with their cruel, stupid, adolescent comments. Do you not think this woman is just a little stressed out as she awaits for the arrival of her twins?

1863 days ago
18.

Michael Madsen    

No, Great Ruler of Skankurn, the earthlings think I'm using an i-pod.

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

I'm so excited... I'm having Twins! Man, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that delivery room.

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

Pres. Clinton once told me, " Why have kids when you can smoke a cuban instead?"

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

Look... why's everyone coming down on me... when you marry a homosexual... ya get creative when it comes to having kids.

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

Come on, Sarah, a couple more laps around the park and you will get there, girl... the delivery weight of your twins.

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

I wonder if it's time to tell the Press my real job is terrorizing Munchkins in Oz.

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

I dunno why everyone's on Letterman's back? My surrogate got knocked-up by A-Rod in the seventh inning Stretch.

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

Just a sec... if we have two kids and one ends up not liking Sex in the City... can we sell it?

1863 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

And now, Johnny... I hold the last SJP joke of the night.....
(wild applause)
Ugh... he, he... okay. uh... thank you, Buffalo gas breath.. Uh... it was so hot in Burbank today...
(audience in unison) How hot was it?
It was so hot...Sarah Jessica Parker's twins "popped" outta her sports bra.

1863 days ago
27.

Corey Feldman is the king of douche!    

Is that a man with tits?

1863 days ago
28.

pink floyd    

wow she looks older than dirt.

1863 days ago
29.

Appleton    

She should definitely spend less money on her torso, and more on her facial features.

1863 days ago
30.

snickers    

Shebiscuit going for a trot around NY.

1863 days ago
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