Oscar Mayer's Funeral Wish -- No Wienermobile

Betty White is not dead.. And if Only Michael Jackson's family would have held a private memorial. Instead of the media spectacle...

LMAO!

I hear John Mayer carries on the huge wiener tradition

If he lived to be 95, he obviously was not eating Oscar Meyer weiners.

i heard there is breaking news from cnn. michael j. fox has died. is this true? can anyone confirm?

His wishes were for a small, private weiner.

Where is the body?

Since we can't have MJ we need to know where all the other dead bodies are.

i got somethin for you amanda.

.. and we're supposed to feel bad? This guy lived lavishly off of the deaths of animals, not to mention making thousands of humans sick from cholesterol, hbp, and everything else "meat" (and nitrates, and organs, and plastic) causes.

Hay Amanda You likeie the Big weenie

now that's gratitude for you! (btw betty white is not dead!)

Michael Jackson is dead!Omg will there be a memorial or something.?Will tmz cover any of story?.Will CNN cover it probally?He was a big star one time i think.What about the children omg the children.They could be wrong you know.They said Betty White was dead and she wasnt.

Amanda, that right there is pretty funny.

I do Bill.

amazing that a guy who ate hot dogs all day lived to be 95... just saying