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'Reincarnated' Woman

Sues Hefner

for $3 Billion

7/9/2009 2:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.

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A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

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1.

nilo    

blah, SUMBODEEEEEEEEEEEEe

1871 days ago
2.

Keegan    

Hey TMZ...it's spelled Lucifer...use spell check much?

1871 days ago
3.

Al Jazeera    

How ironic, since Hef himself is a reincarnated woman.....

1871 days ago
4.

scorpy    

WTF? What is this woman talking about?

1871 days ago
5.

messygirl    

Schizophrenia is a HILARIOUS mental disorder.

1871 days ago
6.

LakersFan    

Apparently crack is a hell of a drug...someone get this woman into a mental hospital.

1871 days ago
7.

karenjj    

W-A-C-K-J-O-B!! How is this person not institutionalized???

1871 days ago
8.

hyperfixx    

she def has been reading helter skelter one to many times.

1871 days ago
9.

laura    

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA, one just flew into the koo-koo's nest and is claiming residency ahahahahahahaa. yeah, she's going to get a whole lot out of this law suit. and her mom saying it was probably her step-dad?????? even creepier.

1871 days ago
10.

Nat    

Okay, this person who wrote this has a crazy amount of issues. They can't even get a straight story on paper. Where the heck did this person come from?

I tried reading the first page and am now lost in the story because of the lousy English writing.

1871 days ago
11.

Marti    

Somebody get this woman a doctor. FAST!

1871 days ago
12.

FeyFan    

ok, for starters....Dave70....see those little marks on either side of that sentence.... "most beautifulest angel lusefer"...that means they are directly quoting from the text. meaning, and i'll try to use as small of words as possible, they are copying straight from what was written. you are a moron.
secondly...wow...this woman is a nutter! i hope someone is getting her help!

1871 days ago
13.

Suz    

California is in finacial trouble as it is, and then they have to pay some judge to listen to that crap? The woman can't help it- she abviously has schizophrenia. But I want to know idiot lawyer was willing to take this case???
Frivolous lawsuits- your taxpayer dollars at work...

1871 days ago
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shooter12    

I don't think I've ever been more confused in my life after reading...whatever the hell that was..

1871 days ago
15.

cgmpowers    

Can I sue her for the trauma I endured in reading this crap??

1871 days ago
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