
Check out the pics -- Jack definitely wasn't as buoyant.
Honestly, you TMZ people really should have put those little red stars on Jack's moobs. They're bigger, waaaay bigger, than the little nodules of any of the get-naked female tarts that you regularly feature and then censor. I am morally offended.
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