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Madonna Punishes the Ocean with her Shoulders

8/18/2009 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wearing her self-titled team uniform/bathing suit, Madonna continued celebrating her 51st birthday by taking her jack-diesel shoulders for a dip off a boat in Italy yesterday.

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Madge's Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz watched to make sure her buff, veiny arms stayed afloat.

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16.

BJ Rocks    

she is hideous looking.. I thought once she was very pretty... Her face is skelaton like and her body looks like a 30 yr old man...

1858 days ago
17.

CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES    

BEEP BEEP!!

1858 days ago
18.

dave    

do not want.

1858 days ago
19.

northern gypsy    


ummm...odd choice for a bathing suit...
unless...it was just a whim...to jump in...
anyways...she look's like she's having fun !!!

1858 days ago
20.

Jenny    

Can anybody say "mid-life crisis"?

1858 days ago
21.

stank    

Madonna is the new face of Norma Desmond. Twenty years she was a woman to be envied. No she makes me sad. I think she is trying to change the way America views older women. I think if she didn't flaunt her boy toy it might be believable. As it is it's just another publicity stunt. That's what her entire life amounts to. One long continuous publicity stunt to garner herself attention.

1858 days ago
22.

Ali    

Folks that pale should not wear black!!!! Spray on a tan honey, you need it!

1858 days ago
23.

Rose Lizenberg    

i wonder how fat and sloppy all the haters on here are? she looks like she's having a good time celebrating her birthday. good for her. now why don't we all go back to our boring cubicles and quit hating on a woman who has never done anything to us personally to deserve such hatred. you all WISH you could be as healthy and successful as madonna is.

1858 days ago
24.

janalal4    

It's not the arms, it's the VEINS!!! GROSS!!!

1858 days ago
25.

Jennifer    

She needs a tan really bad, and she doesn't look healthy at all. Yuck

1858 days ago
26.

kerri    

I think she looks great...all you haters are jealous, she looks like she is having a blast.

1858 days ago
27.

Meowch    

Is that Carrot Top's twin sister?

1858 days ago
28.

Evelyn    

Okay Madonna, girlfriend you looking good, I don't care what people on this site is saying. Just remember to shave the pits, that is gross. You and Michelle our first lady have beautiful arms to me, just remember next time that you are always in the public eye and we don't miss a thing, especially the underarms.....

1858 days ago
29.

sound    

She is just nasty. She has a man's body and now resembles the puppet Madame.

1858 days ago
30.

sound    

Wow, she DOES look like Carrot Top. His body and everything! She is such a man. Ever since she divorced Guy she has lost the lady in her.

1858 days ago
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