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Madonna Punishes the Ocean with her Shoulders

8/18/2009 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wearing her self-titled team uniform/bathing suit, Madonna continued celebrating her 51st birthday by taking her jack-diesel shoulders for a dip off a boat in Italy yesterday.

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Madge's Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz watched to make sure her buff, veiny arms stayed afloat.

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31.

uhHuh    

GRRRRRRRRRRRRROOSSSSS. SHE USE TO BE SEXY & BEAUTIUFL. NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A MULE FACE WITH POPEYES' BODY.

1859 days ago
32.

ES    

I don't agree with Madonna's defenders who say everyone is jealous of her, not true. However I will come to her defense and say I think she looks genuinely happy. So what if she's overly buffed, it's her body and she can sculpt it to look however she wishes. If she was flabby and out of shape and had worn a regular swimsuit everyone would still be criticizing her.

1859 days ago
33.

expygirl    

Are you guy's sure that's not the Cyborg chick celebrating hew win on Gina Carano?

1859 days ago
34.

SoCal Razzles    

She is now officially a FREAK. Good going Madonna. Go put on your pearls and start looking like a lady again, we're over it now.

1859 days ago
35.

Millie    

I wish she would go away. She is gross.

1859 days ago
36.

Leslie C    

ugh. get a tan.

1859 days ago
37.

Jami    

Gross!

1859 days ago
38.

Sadieface    

Could someone tell me why she doesn't wear a bathing suit. This makes no snece.

1859 days ago
39.

Truthhurts    

For all her personal training, strict diet regime, and lack of child-rearing stress - she is not aging well. Short women rarely do. They end up looking like trolls no matter what.

1859 days ago
40.

Mari    

Madonna looks like Courtney Love and that's not a compliment!

1859 days ago
41.

KD    

Do you think she was just jumping in with her clothes on? I was on a boat trip once and lots of people did that. They were having fun.

Anyhoo, her arms are way scarey. And...Madonna is a brunette. Does she dye her underarm hair?

1859 days ago
42.

CinCal    

#45-Sadieface..I think the reason she does that is because she follows Kabballah? In some forms of Judaism women are required to dress modestly. That is the only thing I can think of I dont know if Kabbalah requires that or not because look how she dresses on tour?

1859 days ago
43.

PASSION OF THE TAINT    

That is the ugliest dude ever!!!
I wonder if this turd will float?
Is Madonna doing a new dive called the Carrot flop (Top)?

1858 days ago
44.

excommunicator    

oh, please- that's not underarm hair, that's fungus from the gangrene on her arms and legs.

1858 days ago
45.

Othello    

when did she get so pale?

1858 days ago
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