Purple Reign -- Britney's Bikini Parade Rolls On

1. WHO GIVES A FLYING FU*K!!!!!

Posted at 9:20AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Grandma Dynamite

2. TESTICLES

Posted at 9:21AM on Aug 18th 2009 by TESTICLES

3. Doesn't she have a pool at her house? Why is she hanging at the Ritz Carlton?

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 18th 2009 by jmk

4. that bikini botton looks a little low. if she didn't trim the bush would be hangin out. is that a good look with the kids around? btw number one people

Posted at 9:23AM on Aug 18th 2009 by dennis

5. I don't have any problem with the bikini parade or the new haircuts on the kiddos. However, please, please, please, please take the pacifier away from that kid before he screws his teeth up. He is too old to be walking around with a pacifier 24 hours a day. At this point, he shouldn't even be sleeping with one. The kid will be 3 in September. Has anyone ever pointed this out to her?

Posted at 9:24AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Rebecca

6. balls

Posted at 9:27AM on Aug 18th 2009 by balls

7. mmmmmmmmm love to hit that!!!! LOOKING GOOD BRIT!!!
time to go whack off

Posted at 9:30AM on Aug 18th 2009 by demis bicycle seat

8. toothbrush

Posted at 9:30AM on Aug 18th 2009 by toothbrush

9. Why does her 3 year old STILL have a pacifier? She ought to give him a 'security blanket' instead, if he needs something to hold on to..

Posted at 9:36AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Joanne

10. MDR doesn't she live nearby..No wonder she is always BROKE

Posted at 9:43AM on Aug 18th 2009 by bertha

11. I'd do her! In a New York minute!

Posted at 9:44AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Bob in Florida

12. I would not say she is "showing it off." She is young and can wear a bikini and there is nothing wrong with that. I am no fan of Briteny but she has been through a rough time and it seems she is finally getting her life back together. Her children needs for her to get her life back together. So there is nothing wrong with her going out and having some family time at some pool or some beach. Nothing wrong that at all.

Posted at 9:46AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Lisa

13. Just another exhibition for the world to see otherwise, she would use her pool at home! But if she did that, no one would see her! Get back on your meds Britney!

Posted at 9:49AM on Aug 18th 2009 by metnwt

14. Throw a blanket over it.

Posted at 9:59AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Yuk

15. Please someone take that binky out of that little boys mouth, he is way too old for that. Also, she needs to get those boys into swim lessons to be water safe. Just a thought.

Posted at 10:00AM on Aug 18th 2009 by calinanny