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Heidi Montag -- Miss Universe? Hardly!

8/23/2009 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Heidi MontagHeidi Montag is scheduled to perform at tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -- because she's just that bad!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."

But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.

UPDATE: From the mouth of Spencer -- "The allegations by certain production staffers saying that Heidi is not going to perform are 100% false. She will perform live tonight and she is an exceptional dancer."

UPDATE 2: A source at NBC, which is airing the pageant, says Heidi isn't as bad as producers were secretly hoping she'd be. We shall see ...

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PASSION OF THE TAINT    

More like Miss Douche of the Universe...

1698 days ago
32.

PASSION OF THE TAINT    

Heidi, It's me Jesus...

I'm disgusted by you and Spencer for being complete Douche bags on earth!

Please find another lord...

Ryan Jenkins is more for you...
The Antichrist

1698 days ago
33.

cindercone    

Jesus really does help trainwrecks-but probably not in the singing department.

1698 days ago
34.

ash    

She is a waste of breath and so is that loser husband of hers. i see absolutley no reason why they are famous. shes so stupid and ridiculous she shouldnt even be allowed in public. and that dumbass spencer should just jump off a cliff. i highly doubt anyone would miss them if they both dropped off the face of the earth...i hope she trips and falls

1698 days ago
35.

Mockarena    

OMG is there anyone more despicable than she and her stupid furry faced husband in the entire world? Check out the hate at http://www.themockdock.com/?s=heidi+montag

UGH.

1698 days ago
36.

KKK    

This is what they get for letting her do this in the first place. HOW LAME that she is going to LIP SYNC one.. and two she CANT dance.. Lets face it.. Its going to be HORRIBLE now matter what Spendic says.. And as for asking Jesus for help.. He has MORE pressing things to deal with.. War, homeless, unemployed, the hungry.I could go on and on.. Shame on her.

1698 days ago
37.

who gives a shit    

Not these two losers again!! Hope she falls flat on her face!!!!!!!!!!

1697 days ago
38.

ss    

STUPID ASS HUSBAND OF HERS, NO SHE CANT SING OR DANCE, SHE LOOKS LIKE A JACKASS

1697 days ago
39.

samantha    

is she kidding. Sorry Heidi you are not brittany spears please she wore the similar thing at VMA's and looked way better.

1697 days ago
40.

erkg    

OMG - she was AWFUL - looked really lost on stage - trainwreck

1697 days ago
41.

Alexi_Rodhammer    

Well that performance sucked worse than predicted! Her lip syncing was really bad, her dancing was really bad, but she had a gigantic butt poking out much farther than her YouTube videos, so while her performance was awful, she managed to break even because of the really nice big butt. Way to go, Heidi! Nice Big Old Butt! Congratulations!

1697 days ago
42.

sound    

I felt embarrassed for her. She can't dance or follow choreography. She was really bad - all over the place. I'm glad they cut in with the swimsuit photo shoot. She hardly got any applause after the performance.

1697 days ago
43.

Kate    

She was so bad! Missed the words out of the gate. Her self-esteem must be soaring or else somebody has really lied to her...CUZ she CANT sing OR dance...horrible horrible horrible she is talentless!!

1697 days ago
44.

Casey    

Um...she was BEYOND horrible...gross.

1697 days ago
45.

Jenn    

That really was the train wreck we all expected. She not only can't dance well but she can't even lip sync well...I think this was worse than Britney at the VMA's at least she had the excuse of being screwed up (allegedly) on drugs. Awful, just awful.
I think the only smart thing the producers did was cut to the swimsuit spots to give our eyes a break. And the limited amound of applause from the crowd, they were just glad it was over!

1697 days ago
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