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Anne Heche Rips into Her 'Lazy Ass' Ex

8/27/2009 2:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

They're finally divorced, but that doesn't mean Anne Heche is done dragging her baby daddy through the mud -- and last night on Letterman, she let loose.

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Heche repeatedly slammed ex-hubby Coley Laffoon, calling him a "lazy ass" whose greatest achievement was getting a gig coaching soccer. Heche also told Dave -- and the rest of the country -- that Coley won't leave her alone.

Heche -- who accused Lafoon of chronic masturbation during their nasty custody battle -- now pays her ex $3,700 a month in child support.

The best part -- Heche busted out an impression of what she thinks Coley looks like when he gets the monthly check ... priceless.

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61.

TMZ hits a new low    

She was probably on Letterman because she's on the fantastic show on HBO called Hung. But seeing this video clip, she massively embarrassed herself and her cast mates just by opening her pie hole. God world, get a clue! Anne Heche should not be booked on talk shows! She's only OK on Hung by the way. She could be replaced and the show would go on fine without her. She's got that fringy, "almost ready to freak out" vibe when acting and when not acting. And by the way, shut the F up about the check in the mail. If you have to pay because the judge says you do, you have to pay. Don't sleep with guys who may make babies with you, that you then have to support. Stupid beyotch.

1861 days ago
62.

Kat    

I didn't even watch the clip. She is a bitch. She pretended to be a lesbian to further her career then she went crazy. Canada doesn't want her, she should go home! Just a random comment, she has the same thumbs as Megan Fox. LOL.

1861 days ago
63.

Laura    

Please who the hell cares bout this broad..I cant stand her! I have no respect for this lame ever since the Hellen incident! UGH..she turns her back on everyone shes involved with apperantly...O well im glad her ex is masterbating hes way to the bank to bad he cant get more money off of her..or can he! lol Wut ever shes getting wut she deserves...fake lesbo, cheater and apperantly bad mother. shes just full of her selfish self..wouldnt be surprised if she ever slepped with her kids friends (when he is older ofcourse).HELLEN ROCKS!!!

1861 days ago
64.

buh-bye weiner party!    

Karma's a bitch and so is Anne Heche. Well, actually Anne Heche is a CRAZY bitch.

1861 days ago
65.

MJ RIP    

What a blowhard. She needs to be stopped. She crushed steve martin, ellen and Homer's father. She is a horrible person and I hope her son realizes what a turd his mother is.

He should be paid 5000 a month for the crap she's saying about him on national television.

1861 days ago
66.

Ziggy    

How disrespectful of her to go on international tv and bash the father of her child who happens to have full custody. She is obviously still as nutty and self absorbed as ever. Now he should sue her for defamation of character. For sure, he would win in any court.

She chose this man, fell in love with him, married him, procreated with him and then cheated on HIM. Now she has the balls to complain about him being "lazy". He's a full time dad and she is a whoring, nutjob multi-millionaire who can't even raise her own son. She's an a*shole.

1861 days ago
67.

Saultxyca    

... Whose Laffoon?

1861 days ago
68.

Jard    

Oh leave her alone..3700$ a month for an x Husband..Wow..Does he really have custody of the kid and if so 3700 is OK...She is not the only NUT case on this planet..At least she makes good money..I woulda left ellen d ..too ICKIE ELLEN..Am I the only person who CANT stand ellen degenerate..I loathe her and she

1861 days ago
69.

Centertex    

She forgot to take her meds.

1861 days ago
70.

Jennifer    

I think she is sooo funny talking about this. Give her a break. I think its responsible of her to give custody to the "lazy ass", if she cant be there for the kids. It beats the hell outta some celebs keeping custody of the kids but never actually seeing them.

1861 days ago
71.

moveover    

UGH! Talk about NO class .... Please go away, Anne. FAR away!

1861 days ago
72.

joaquin (male)    

thank you Anne! Now you women see how it feels to be on the other side. This guys collects a child support check from Anne and he's got it made!
What you just saw is perspective of how us men feel when we HAVE to give YOU our hard earned money. How bout you women give us the money? not so nice to be the one giving Anne is it?

1861 days ago
73.

del    

"A Los Angeles Superior Court judge gave the actress and her estranged husband joint custody of five-year-old Homer and ordered her to pay Laffoon an unspecified amount of monthly support, reps for the couple tell E! News."

They have JOINT custody. She isn't paying him to care for the child, she's paying him because she has income and he doesn't. Thus he's being rewarded for not working, even though he only has the kid half the time. Lazy, small penis-ed leach.

1861 days ago
74.

Joanie    

ANNE IS SUCH A FRIGGEN PIG---SHE FORGETS TO SAY THAT WHILE SHE WAS WORKING, HER HUSBAND RAISED THE CHILD, ALSO WHILE SHE WAS CHEATING ON HIM---SHE DUMPED ELLEN, SHE DUMPED HER HUSBAND, AND SHE'LL DUMP THIS GUY TO WHEN SHE GET'S TIRED OF HIM--DON'T FORGET SHE'S AN "ALIEN" REMEMBER THAT???? UGLY WITCH

1861 days ago
75.

shuffler    


I hate it when I see a kids marry kids.

1861 days ago
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