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Celebrity Justice9/1/2009 2:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Osbourne Accused of Nearly Crashing Server

This story will connect the following people --- Sharon Osbourne, Ryan Jenkins, Jasmine Fiore, Michael Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones ... and Kevin Bacon.

Osbourne Accused of Nearly Crashing Server

Let's start with Sharon -- who is being sued by a chick she "viciously attacked" on a VH1 special back in 2008 ... a chick named Megan Hauserman ... who later got her own reality show that starred Ryan Jenkins ... who probably killed Jasmine Fiore.

Megan just filed new papers against Osbourne, claiming Sharon almost killed a process server who tried to deliver legal papers to Ozzy's wife on April 20.

According to the new papers, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Megan claims the server "approached and was almost run over by defendant to the point where the papers were dislodged from the process server's hand."

So what's the connection to Jacko?

In the suit, Megan says the server tracked Sharon from her home in the very exclusive, private community of Hidden Hills, CA -- where Lisa Marie Presley used to live ... and she was married to Jacko ... who was in "Men in Black 2" with Tommy Lee Jones ... who was in "JFK" ... with Kevin Bacon.

Boom.

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Simone:  895 days ago

First!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JoJO:  895 days ago

1st

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JoJO:  895 days ago

well 2nd then!

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Simone:  895 days ago

Hã????!!!!!! A weak day, hã, TMZ????

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keith:  895 days ago

OMG

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cursed1:  895 days ago

this chick needs to get a life. she's nothing but a golddigger.her show sucked and im glad its of the air,she's nothing but white trash and needs to go back to her trailer park.another thing, why didnt the process server press charges. sounds like a load of bull.

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mrez golucky:  895 days ago

Yikes!

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DOODAD:  895 days ago

There's no connection between Fiore and Jackson.
better luck next time TMZ

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RabbleRouser:  895 days ago

I'm glad Sharon punched her out...

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ZaraB:  895 days ago

well done!!

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RabbleRouser:  895 days ago

Oh- and it's 7 degrees to Kevin Bacon- yet there is only 6 pictures..and the 6th one is Kevin.

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grossed out:  895 days ago

Sharon Viciously attacked...no Megan totally deserved to be attacked by Sharon. Megan is a disgusting manipulative gold digger. She told her that her husband was brain dead. Megan says cruel remarks to many people and this time Sharon kicked her ass. It's about time someone knocked her down. Thank you Sharon this girl is a skanky gold digging whore and I am so glad VH1 cancelled her show that is why she is suing Sharonn. This lazy gold digger is digging for cash.

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OhWell:  895 days ago

We almost went a hole day without any Wacko-Jacko {sigh}

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Morty M:  895 days ago

TMZ quit calling Michael Jackson "Jacko"

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Brendon Joshua:  895 days ago

DUMB!!!

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