Matt Damon -- I'm Not Dead

He can apologize by sending $25,000 to the animal charities.

Ugh..i still remember those nasty mean comments he
made about soccer moms...

Not only does this tell us Matt's not dead, but it also explains the bizarre event of the stripper at George Clooney's press conference the other day. How funny to hear how that all came about!

Looks like Matt had a bit of plastic surgery and hair plugs and botox done while he was dead..

He is soo hot and funny, I am in love with him.

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Matt was a fantastic guest. Very comfortable and easy, he made me feel like I was in the audience and he was telling stories to a friend. Very enjoyable, he and David play well off each other.

maybe these two can gice each other hand jobs while they make panzy ass statements about Sara Palin.......both are talent less hacks

Matt Damon proves you don't have to be "pretty" to make it in Hollywierd. He's a tremendous actor, but has one of the most unremarkable faces in the history of the entertainment industry IMO. Hell, I could throw a cat out my apartment window at any time and hit somebody better looking than him.

With that said, he seems remarkably unpretentious and full of bonohomie, so I envision him having a lengthy career. After all, it's not what you know, but who you know. He appears to be held in high regard by those around him, so that speaks volumes.

When did P.V. becoe the "Mountains"?

TMZ didn't report his death? Unlike Kimo's death that TMZ did report AND confirm... TMZ your little interns are getting better.

no offense, but this guy sooo looks like a special needs person, who did he do to get this career going? affleck? matt's gross...sorry to bring ben's good name into this and i know they're friends, but really- that face is no movie star face

HE'S DEAD TO ME!

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