Matt Damon -- I'm Not Dead

1. He can apologize by sending $25,000 to the animal charities.

Posted at 9:55AM on Sep 11th 2009 by Linda Mott

2. Ugh..i still remember those nasty mean comments he
made about soccer moms...

Posted at 10:26AM on Sep 11th 2009 by lindy

3. Not only does this tell us Matt's not dead, but it also explains the bizarre event of the stripper at George Clooney's press conference the other day. How funny to hear how that all came about!

Posted at 10:33AM on Sep 11th 2009 by LiLo-ser

4. Looks like Matt had a bit of plastic surgery and hair plugs and botox done while he was dead..

Posted at 10:49AM on Sep 11th 2009 by Troof

5. He is soo hot and funny, I am in love with him.

Posted at 10:57AM on Sep 11th 2009 by lovelyL

6. cats

Posted at 11:23AM on Sep 11th 2009 by cats

7. artichoke

Posted at 11:25AM on Sep 11th 2009 by artichoke

8. Matt was a fantastic guest. Very comfortable and easy, he made me feel like I was in the audience and he was telling stories to a friend. Very enjoyable, he and David play well off each other.

Posted at 11:37AM on Sep 11th 2009 by whoiscrazy

9. I met him here in Las Vegas at "Ante up for Africa" this past July. Shook his hand and he looked right into my eyes and said "Thank you for being here sweetheart." Needless to say - I was never the same....lol I also have the paper cup he was drinking in...........Sappy I know -but I don't care. Ben Affleck was also there but for whatever reason didn't pay any attention to the fans. Matt took pictures, shook hands and spoke to everyone in his path. XO Matt

Posted at 12:11PM on Sep 11th 2009 by Loving Matt

10. maybe these two can gice each other hand jobs while they make panzy ass statements about Sara Palin.......both are talent less hacks

Posted at 12:26PM on Sep 11th 2009 by LeRoy

11. Another hate the man movie from a gazillionaire....what hypocrisy...The rest of us serfs that pay taxes, have a job that we are grateful for and grateful the man employs us.
While the rest of us will be paying larger taxes and 3900 dollars for health insurance, old Matt will be hiding his earnings and not paying any taxes.
Dear Matt...shut up.......

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 11th 2009 by TOOCUTE

12. Matt Damon proves you don't have to be "pretty" to make it in Hollywierd. He's a tremendous actor, but has one of the most unremarkable faces in the history of the entertainment industry IMO. Hell, I could throw a cat out my apartment window at any time and hit somebody better looking than him.

With that said, he seems remarkably unpretentious and full of bonohomie, so I envision him having a lengthy career. After all, it's not what you know, but who you know. He appears to be held in high regard by those around him, so that speaks volumes.

Posted at 1:55PM on Sep 11th 2009 by samantha

13. When did P.V. becoe the "Mountains"?

Posted at 1:57PM on Sep 11th 2009 by Kaleena

14. He is a major jerk. Oh please Matt tell us how to act like you. NOT!

Posted at 2:47PM on Sep 11th 2009 by patti

15. TMZ didn't report his death? Unlike Kimo's death that TMZ did report AND confirm... TMZ your little interns are getting better.

Posted at 2:55PM on Sep 11th 2009 by smith