Here is a rough transcript of Jon Gosselin's inner monologue as he left the Ivy yesterday, the most notorious paparazzi mecca in town, after a two-hour lunch. 
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I WONDER WHERE THE KIDS ARE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
1. anything for attention
Posted at 10:26AM on Oct 4th 2009 by lilliana.m.garcia
2. Why Chicago didn't get the Olympic bid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yg63jJ1v-Q
Posted at 10:29AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Per
3. Jo Gosselin is a Drama queen.
Posted at 8:46PM on Oct 4th 2009 by j
4. I totally agree...seems like he is up for anything that draws attention to him. Could have swore I heard him on one of the gazillion shows/interviews he's done that he doesn't like being in the spotlight...Really Jon?? Could have fooled me! What a loser...maybe he needs to actually spend some time with his children instead of being at the Ivy or in St. Tropez or in Las Vegas...you get the idea. Again, what a loser!!!
Posted at 10:32AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Angie
5. When will he learn that they take his pic so that people like us can see it and talk about what a douche bag he is.
Posted at 10:37AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Jon=Douche bag
6. Geez, it just seemed like he was just trying to have a meal with friends. It didn't seem like he was trying to get attention. What would you have done if you needed to get to your car and you were surrounded by all of those idiots?
Posted at 10:39AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Vickie
7. What absolutely slays me is how these scum bags with cameras cry when they are assulted. Believe me when I say I don't like Jon at all but if the media were not backing up when I asked them I would pull a Sean Penn.....
Posted at 10:40AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Scott
8. weren't you there waiting to take his pic? Whose stupider, the pap whose making Jon's millions or the pap themselves?
Posted at 10:41AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Cassy
9. Pot/kettle.
Posted at 10:44AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Crypto
10. What has this person accomplished aside from inseminating hat hag wife and ignoring his 12 kids? This is the worst example of "what price -fame?" Really, the 2 of them should be losing those poor kids considering how abusive all of this is becoming. I have never been as disgusted to see another human since Adnan, raping Britney in the bathroom at the gas station. Wht do the photogs care? This kind of attention used to require talent or murder.
Posted at 10:54AM on Oct 4th 2009 by jeezlouise
11. Every single celeb knows the paps hang out at the Ivy. What are you morons not understanding? If you don't want a pap in your face DON'T go to the Ivy.
Posted at 10:45AM on Oct 4th 2009 by tards
12. Shut down the whole show,Does anybody actually watch it?
Posted at 10:46AM on Oct 4th 2009 by homie1kanobe
13. Katie.......if it was a TMZ camera man asking the question, it is just because they know the truth about why Jon is not letting the kids on right now........it is all about money in his eyes, if TLC pays him what he wants he will let the kids on the show. Funny how he didn't have a problem with them on the show until TLC fired his butt.
Posted at 10:48AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Rhonda
14. Doesn't the Ivy have a back door? lol
Posted at 8:20PM on Oct 5th 2009 by Steamer
15. If he was truly going to get a good meal and nothing else, he would've gone to a different place. The Ivy is a good eatery, but it's common knowledge that the place is also a papparazzi and stalkerazzi hangout!
This guy makes me sick to my stomach. What a famewhoring, slimy, disgusting, nauseating douchebag. Could he be any more transparent?
Do us all a favor, you lousy slime ball: GO AWAY FOREVER!!!!
Posted at 10:51AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Go Away Forever
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