It is every man's fantasy to have Megan Fox bring them a beer -- and a few lucky SOBs actually got to live it out on Friday night. 
Megan was a celebrity bartender at an event at Sonny McLean's in Santa Monica to raise money for a charity called Team Stacie. Megan's on-again/off-again BF Brian Austin Green was scheduled to be there -- Megan was just an added bonus.
We're guessing she made more in tips.
1. First?
Posted at 1:34AM on Oct 4th 2009 by snickers
2. How does she hold a beer glass with those stubby thumbs? She'd drop them like Homer Simpson.
Posted at 1:36AM on Oct 4th 2009 by snickers
3. hot
Posted at 2:10AM on Oct 4th 2009 by fluffhead
4. She's retarded as her thumbs. She can't pour beer. If i wanted that much head I'd ask for a beeej
Posted at 1:44AM on Oct 4th 2009 by fart mckenzie
5. With a head like that on a beer, I'd tip her all right! LEARN TO POUR BEER! She may be gorgeous, but she sucks at tending bar!
Posted at 2:16AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Anastasia
6. Not my fantasy. And you boneheads out there who say "I'd do her.".....would she do you? I doubt it. Quit embarrassing yourselves.
Posted at 1:48AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Big Bob
7. Pat must be a happy man !!!!!
Posted at 2:01AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Maria
8. Everytime she opens her mouth, and speaks, she becomes less attractive. Only one thing that mouth should be used for =============D. Can't act to save her life. Drama queen. To much plastic surgery. An 8 after a few drinks.
Posted at 2:00AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Fading Fast
9. To Maya:
A voice for ALL generations; and colors; and creeds,
The sound and the resonance the giving; good deeds.
Though you are on loan to us, there's more left to give,
We Love You Dear Maya, and for that...
YOU MUST LIVE! YOU MUST LIVE! YOU MUST LIVE!
I Love You Mother Maya
J. Gordon
Posted at 2:07AM on Oct 4th 2009 by J.
10. I really don't get it... she is so average-looking.
Posted at 2:24AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Grouch
11. HEY! This is a good thing. If she keeps talking trash on producers and making turds like "Jennifer's Body" this may be her new profession.
Posted at 3:56AM on Oct 4th 2009 by zman
12. MEGAN...that's very nice of you. Your beautiful and I LOVE the fact you say whats on your mind.
Jennifer's Body was an excellent movie. Diablo could have changed a few things in the script but otherwise, love it.
From Toronto, Canada.... see ya,
Posted at 4:38AM on Oct 5th 2009 by JC
13. thats as exciting as a slit wrist. she needs to get fat already. judge me.
Posted at 5:06AM on Oct 4th 2009 by mandy blake
14. Is she a tranny?
Posted at 6:00AM on Oct 4th 2009 by Confused
15.
I'm totally unattracted to this lady, but I can see how others might find her their type.
Posted at 7:40AM on Oct 4th 2009 by shuffler
