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Shauna Sand's John Hancock -- A Fake?

10/19/2009 1:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Shauna SandThe sex tape starring Shauna Sand is being delayed a week -- and it all has to do with whether or not Shauna signed on the dotted line.

Vivid Entertainment says it plans to counter Shauna's cease and desist letter by bringing in a handwriting expert to prove the release they have is authentic. Fun fact: if it is, it could be the only thing about Shauna that is truly authentic.

No word on how long it will take the handwriting expert to draw a conclusion -- but how hard can it be to analyze an X?

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1.

Simone    

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1641 days ago
2.

KRAZY KOOKY KLOWN    

Simone, go into the chat.........under first balloon boy story..........................................

1641 days ago
3.

Simone    

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahaha.

TMZ, you, guys, were very acid on this note!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahha.
Analyze an X????????!!!!!!

1641 days ago
4.

namers    

X, I mean G marks the spot.

1641 days ago
5.

Barbie    

I don't know how old this lady is, but I'm sure she is much younger than she actually looks. She is the poster child of NOT getting any plastic surgery or injections. Its ashame that she has distorted herself to the point where she is actually ugly. She was probably a very pretty girl when she started out, and look at what a hot mess she has become. Pathetic and sad ! Women this vain will never find perfection, and they will continually carve themselves up looking for it. She is scary looking and old !

1641 days ago
6.

whats up Doctors    

I belive Shauna has been used up to the point,It would be like,THROWING A HOTDOG,DOWN A HALL WAY NOW.....juss sayin'

1641 days ago
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o rly    

Shauna is almost as sleazy as SIMONE.

1640 days ago
8.

joho777    

I feel that Shauna Sand is merely fufilling her end of the deal with Vivid, doing her best to generate some interest prior to the agreed-upon release of the tape.

However, I doubt that many people will actually be interested in seeing her do her one trick.

But when Pam Anderson's Honeymoon tape was released, it DID revive Pam's "career." And the lesson was noted by every desperate hangeron in Hollywood.

So lets wait and see if this scabby tape does help Shauna with her "career."

1640 days ago
9.

joho777    

If Vivid wanted to see Shauna Sand scream in fury, they should announce that they agree and are killing the tape.

She would really go ballistic then. Her one chance to become a real star destroyed because of a publicity press release!

1640 days ago
10.

???????????????????????    

this lucite tramp does a sex video.....yeah we know she did it for her private use.......yeah someone got ahold of it (seems like she gave it to them) and now wants to publisizr this plastic whore...she fights it...until they offer her a piece of the action......sound familiar, just a poor version of Pam Andersom...when they offer this hooker in heels some cash...she will admit to it all....shes a skanky filthy probably diseased whore who slept with her stepson!

1640 days ago
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???????????????????????    

I meant to say that I am a whore and Simone is a great person...sorry I am just a cheap piece of dog feces....i really am in love with simone

1640 days ago
12.

o rly    

^ Yes, I did mean to say that, only because SIMONE was in front of me & bent over, but now that she's gone, it's fair to say SIMONE is still a sleaze.

1640 days ago
13.

MD    

EW WHO WOULD WANT TO SEE HER WRINKLY FLAT ASS IN A PORNO? NOT ME

1639 days ago
14.

ah    

why is she famous...?

1639 days ago
15.

SexTape.com    

The tape is real but not nearly as good as the Kim Kardashian tape, seen them both at (SexTape.com - adult site)

1434 days ago

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