Richard Heene was so committed to getting his own reality show, he even went so far as to come up with his theme music -- because every wacky amateur scientist/handyman needs good theme music.
Heene worked with a guy named Smokey Miles (and Meson Music BMI) to compose theme songs in 2005 for two shows Heene cooked up -- "The Psyience Detective" and "The Contractor." And they are gems!
The first, which Richard played bass on, goes a little something like this:
"When you want to learn the mysteries of how things work
Weather, the planets, the whole universe.
Tune into the show, that's really effective
Watch Richard Heene -- Science Detective!"
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we have "The Contractor":
"If you need it built or fixed,
There's just one man to pick ...
That's Richard Heene ... contractor!"
Gotta admit -- they're kinda catchy.