Burglar Bunch to Lindsay: Watch This!

1. Are you tired of the Pap's blocking your way to walk where you want to go? Are they blocking your car where you can't drive? Try my new "PDT",PAP'S DETERENT TECHNIQUE. The PDT is simply pull out your PEPPER SPRAY AND SIMPLY SPRAY THEM. It's guaranteed to make them get out of your way every time. Never worry again about those pesky lawsuits from running over their feet. Use the PDT and they will move every time, JUST PEPPER SPRAY, THEN WALK AWAY....

Posted at 12:02PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by homie1kanobe

2. You called it.... These people are definitely stupid. Now lets watch LA cops or jurors screw it up.

Posted at 12:05PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by Some Faustkateer

3. I LOVE TMZ!!!! You get the 411 on everything first xoxoxo

What would the LAPD do without you?!

Kinda makes me wonder what our tax dollars are going to.

Thanks for making my Friday

hugs

Posted at 12:06PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by You Can Run But Not Hide

4. #1, Take your medicine. #2. Um, that's called assault... Try it! Find out for yourself!

Posted at 12:07PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by Some Faustkateer

5. Who Cares!
Don't these people have elaborate security systems-and live in gated communities?

Posted at 12:10PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by meems

6. These girls need to learn from Khloe. Marry the money first and then steal it in the divorce. It's legal that way.

Posted at 12:10PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by Jack

7. Does anyone know what kind of rolex that is? thanks, late grate out

Posted at 12:13PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by old greg

8. I just read all the stories posted in last 24 hours on the subject of this "crime ring". Looks like the girl in the photo wearing Lindsey's watch is none other than suspect Rachel Lee!!! I wonder why her bail was the lowest?..... I smell a rat....

Posted at 12:13PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by You Can Run But Not Hide

9. Awesome, show off a crappy, old, beatdown, probably fake Rolex. Good stuff you nabbed there.

Posted at 12:19PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by Tony

10. Anyone else think it looks like that Courtney Ames in the pic?

Posted at 12:27PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by karlyjwc

11. That's the Rollie she bought for James Franco who refused it.

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by luke warmwater

12. 5. #1, Take your medicine. #2. Um, that's called assault... Try it! Find out for yourself!

Posted at 12:07PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by Some Faustkateer
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And what do you call it when the PAP"S try to hold you hostage until you answer their questions?

Posted at 12:54PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by homie1kanobe

13. Bouncer (doorman)A bouncer or doorman is an informal term for a security guard employed at venues such as bars, nightclubs or concerts to provide security, check legal age, and refuse entry to a venue based on criteria such as intoxication, aggressive behaviour, or other standards. Bouncers are often required where crowd size, clientèle or alcohol consumption may make arguments or fights commonplace.
In the United States, civil liability and court costs related to the use of force by bouncers are "the highest preventable loss found within the [bar] industry..." and other countries have found similar issues related to the excessive use of force. Studies suggest that one of the reasons that some bouncers emphasise physical force is their self image as a strongly masculine group, which requires them to respond to aggression in violent ways. In many countries, federal or state governments have taken steps to professionalise the industry by requiring bouncers to have training, licensing, and/or a criminal records background check.
Functions
Bouncer
A bouncer's primary task is to keep underage, intoxicated, aggressive, and/or otherwise disqualified individuals from entering an establishment. Some clubs also require their bouncers to screen clients based on race or cultural group, which may contravene anti-discrimination laws in many Western countries. In some clubs, bouncers use metal detectors and frisking to prevent patrons from bringing potentially dangerous and illegal items, such as drugs and weapons, into the venue. A secondary role often includes the monitoring of behaviour of patrons to ensure that the establishment's rules and alcohol regulations are adhered to. Bouncers also ensure that patrons do not damage the bar or venue's property and furnishings. Also, bouncers must generally resolve conflict within the establishment, which may involve verbal warnings to rule-breakers, physically separating individuals and groups, or ensuring that troublemakers (i.e., those who become too disorderly, intoxicated, or argumentative) leave the venue.
Bouncers can also be responsible for collecting an entry fee, or "cover", and checking for identification (especially in regard to the legal age of customers for entry and alcohol consumption). In some venues, bouncers may have the subjective task of "separating the 'in-crowd' from the 'out-crowd'" based on the patrons' style of dress and grooming, a practice popularised by Studio 54, a 1970s discotheque. Such screening, often at the full discretion of the bouncer, remains standard worldwide. Bouncers may also escort employees (particularly female staff) to and from the venue, and in rare cases may act as bodyguards for VIPs, celebrities, or management within the venue.The increasing availability of affordable and reliable security and safety devices has engendered some changes in the occupation over the decades. Bouncers have made increasing use of "...technology such as walkie-talkies and security cameras". Some venues equip their staff with in-ear walkie-talkies to stay in contact. A small number of bars also use digital cameras connected to biometric devices such as facial recognition software to alert staff to the presence of known troublemakers and individuals that have been barred from the venue, or possibly even from other venues.
Other terms used may be 'door staff', 'floor staff', and 'door supervisor' (in the United Kingdom). Such terms are more precise than generic terms like 'security guard' or 'security officer' insofar as they describe the main location of duty. In the Australian security industry, the official term for such an individual is 'crowd controller;

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 23rd 2009 by LIFE IS A DRAG

14. Just because someone's wearing a Blue Rolex doesn't necessarily mean it's Lindsay's.

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 24th 2009 by Aaron

15. looks like the girl you identified as courtney ames

Posted at 9:46AM on Oct 29th 2009 by Jenn