HAHA Jewel hope you are reading this...
When was that... maybe 2 years ago, the owner of that "WESTERN WEAR TACK SHOP" in Michigan called me and told me to get my ass down there to meet your then boyfriend (sorry can't remember his name)... pffffft, whatever.
Hell I zoomed down to really meet you... dang the store had no customers that day. If your boyfriend wasn't such a big and burly rodeo dude, I would have taken you next door to TACO BELL and the rest would have been history.
OK. Yeah yeah, your boyfriend maybe (OK definitely) would have majorly kicked my butt but it gave me a good laugh today anyway!!
Thanks and yes... you be LOOKIN GOOD ! ! !
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD NOBODY CARES WHAT NUMBER YOU ARE. YOU ARE SO RETARDED I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. GROW A BRAIN CELL.
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