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Cop Lets Michael Jordan Off the Hook...

12/4/2009 10:31 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

... 'cause he shoulda been arrested for those jeans!!!

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His Royal Airness hit Mr. Chow in Miami Beach yesterday, where the legendary lady-killer charmed one of Miami's finest on his way out of dinner.

Jordan had previously identified himself as Tiger Woods' mentor. Wonder what kind of advice he has for the golfer now?

If anyone would know what to say ...

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Sassy    

He looks shorter - maybe its those nasty jeans!

1700 days ago
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Carol    

Is dude wearing acid-washed jeans?! Helloooooooo 1985!

1700 days ago
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T-Money    

Is that a Pager?

1700 days ago
4.

MJ's Fans    

It reminds me of "Jam".

MJ's fans, if you believe that Michael is still alive and you want to register your name with us letting him know that we will be there for him when he comes back, kindly go to:

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MJplzcomeback

1700 days ago
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Brian    

Mentor alright, he taught him how to be a womanizing, lying, cheater with no conscience. The only one missing is Barkley! Another CAD & part of the posse.

1700 days ago
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Yolanda Nixon    

I bet those dudes all have one thing in common: herpes.

1700 days ago
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doc murry    

he looks old and he is getting fat...no more comebacks for chunky..thats for sure....run jorden run

1700 days ago
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Carol    

Those are MOM jeans!!!!!

1700 days ago
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truthseeker    

okay...first thing he is old...second thing is why wouldnt he get a little chunky he's not playing anymore and third those jeans are oldschool but who really cares

1700 days ago
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justsaying    

what's up, Mike?

1700 days ago
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doc murry    

okay...first thing he is old...second thing is why wouldnt he get a little chunky he's not playing anymore and third those jeans are oldschool but who really cares

Posted at 10:07AM on Dec 4th 2009 by truthseeker



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old school my ass,,he most likely paid 500.00 for jeans that look old,why kids go without dinner,good going fat mike

he never reALLY WAS ALL THAT GREAT ANYWAYS,,IT WAS THE WHOLE TEAM THAT WON..NOT JUST HIM

1700 days ago
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doc murry    

i bet i could whup him in a game of b-ball now and im 51..plus that pervert looks like he is reaching down to gab her boob,,,not in georgia would he do that,,oh my god

1700 days ago
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doc murry    

what are they making a remake of roots..he looks like he just got done working on the plantation..only thing missing is a rope holding up dem pants...on his way to get some fried chicken..starring michael(toby)jorden

1700 days ago
14.

r    

if i touched a cop id be thrown down face first cuffed and thrown in the slammer

1700 days ago
15.

WILMYWOOD WOMAN    

He WAS an amazing player, and he IS still a VERY generous and gracious guy. I live in his hometown- and anytime anyone needs something for an event or a charity he comes through (money or an auction item). And anytime anyone sees him here (which is often), he is super friendly and kind. Just saw him recently having dinner at Dockside and he was great with a bunch of little kids; very patient and sweet with them- and the "grown-ups" were pretty excited, too.

1700 days ago
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