who gives a rats ass..we need more tiger info pleaseeeee

Posted at 8:57 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by doc murry

If I was still young and into that movie I would do it too. Geez I'm of the generation that we had to rip the pages out of Tiger Beat and put them on the wall.

Posted at 9:04 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by Makenna

The Subservient chicken is truely disturbing! Gives ya the feeling that the poor guy is being held hostage in a basement somewhere being forced to perform all manner of depravities! Someone call the FBI and rescue him! That thing is almost as scary as The Burger King, himself! And is it just me, or is he wearing a house arrest anklet? Is this how Polanski is making his bail money?

Posted at 9:07 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by AnitaGoodman

Love the subservient chicken. Had to check it out. Too much fun. Black hole of time...

Posted at 9:10 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by Deb

I agree, more Tiger news is needed instead!

Tiger's mistress Boob Job Pictures!
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Posted at 9:16 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by alex

OMF'ing G that chicken thing is too f'ing funny!

Posted at 9:19 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by Brian

the chicken will do single ladies, but, not very well...............he won't play dead darnit!

Posted at 9:41 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by helen

yeah i didnt make it past the subservient Chicken either lol.
but i sooo thought about grabbing that jacob. why pay $99 when you can get it for free? j/k.

Posted at 9:49 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by keshia

This clears up a weird incident for my friend. We were filling up her car at a station and it was after dark, there is a Burger King about a parking lot over...and she kept telling me did I notice that guard in the doorway is perfectly still. Am like, no I don't notice maybe it is a cut out, it was so dark you could not tell from where we were parked if it was a person or a cutout, and she was tripping on that, I was telling her as we pulled away from the station it is probably a life size cardboard of someone, I sent her the link to this because she was freaked. You had to be there, it fooled me for a second or two because of the way the lighting was out there that night.

Posted at 9:49 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by David

you might get the chicken to pee on the couch but you can
t get him to break the TV or sit on the bar stool

Posted at 9:51 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by Jessica

Burger King should consider selling posters instead of nasty burgers. Also much healthier!

Posted at 10:40 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by Connie

Teenage girls from the suburbs attack Burger king. What's next? A new fad that will take away the horrible Twilight popularity? It's only been a year this whole sh!t has been crazy. And it only takes three years for it to lose interest in girls and retarded 40 year old moms.

Posted at 10:44 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by Icebaby

man i wish he was a pron star king wow sexy i do him greg in wildwood nj sexy

Posted at 11:11 AM on Dec 5, 2009 by GREG MOORE

4. The Subservient chicken is truely disturbing! Gives ya the feeling that the poor guy is being held hostage in a basement somewhere being forced to perform all manner of depravities! Someone call the FBI and rescue him! That thing is almost as scary as The Burger King, himself! And is it just me, or is he wearing a house arrest anklet? Is this how Polanski is making his bail money?

Posted at 12:10PM on Dec 5th 2009 by AnitaGoodman

OMG..the chicken site..LOL. How long before PETA puts out a statement??? Tell him to turn the light off and see what happens.
I told him to go poop and he goes close the camera and shakes his finger at you.

Posted at 12:12 PM on Dec 5, 2009 by rainbow4321

I'd rather they took the cutouts home than sitting in the restaurant leaking vaginal fluid all over while swooning over them.

Posted at 1:25 PM on Dec 5, 2009 by markko