Hulk Hogan is making a huge stink over his beloved toilet seat -- and now he wants to have a sit-down with a Florida judge in the hopes of making his ex-wife give the damn thing back. 
TMZ has obtained legal documents, in which the wrestler accuses Linda of stripping his home of all sorts of valuable stuff when she moved out -- including chandeliers, a tanning bed, a wine rack, fixtures, bathtubs, speakers ... and most importantly, "the wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house."
In the docs, Hulk claims Linda's alleged pillaging left the home in such a bad state, that Hulk refuses to let his realtor show the place to potential buyers ... so they can sell it and move on.
A man without his beloved toilet seat is not really a man at all.
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Taking a man's throne away from him is a pretty crappy thing to do.
Poor Hukster. Look like this divorce is flushed down the drain and only lasted about 2000 flushes!
Hey Hulk, I am sure your son's buddy wants his life back...Get over it it is only a toilet. Move on...you got a 20 year old what more do you want...HAIR......
sorry. should read 'marriage'. too many pile drivers!
Linda is a gold digging whore that should be ordered to return all of the items she took from her former home over there 23 years of marriage. That are probably at her mother's store in Southern California in there attempt to steal more from Hootie. Linda should be thrown in JAIL for all her and her family illegal actions "Excluding Nick and Brooke". If TMZ wants to report on something why not hound Linda and her mother about all the items that they have stollen over the years from Hulk? Like the Green WWWF Championship Belt that they stollen from him. C'mon TMZ you want to make a stir and get some crazyness go after Linda and her family and put them in the hot seat will ya.
Hulkster, just instruct your realtor to sell it to some Muslims. They squat, not sit and they don't use toilet paper. They only wash their bums with water. So, put a case of Perrier next to each toilet and tell them, " Peace be with you."
Nothing interesting on tmz today.
Btw - how can a toilet seat be "antique"? Toilets haven't been around that long.
I suggest Hogan does the gentleman thing and buys himself another one.
MESSAGE TO TMZ READERS:
Do something with your lives. Start by turning off your computer and walking outside.
P.Bear, I would love to go for a walk in the frigid morning cold here in the mountains, but my wife is waking up in a few hours and I have to sit on the toilet so that it is warm for her when she wakes up. Do you think I'm whipped?
Hulk probably had totally forgotten the seat until last week, when he was staring at Ric Flair's antique seat
I wish Hulk would just suffer the same fate as the rest of the wrestlers by now and just die from drug problems. It's about time that this pathetic family stopped wasting the time of the courts and just moved on with their sad lives. Hogan is just nasty and his butter face wife is no better. Both sick people who have nothing better to do with their lives.
