Liza vs. Arlene: Who'd You Rather?

A bottle of Jack and I wouldn't care.

C. Shred My Penis With A Slap Chop!!!!


"Linguine, Fettucine, Martini, Shredded Weenie!!"

If I was stuck on an island with both of them and a wild boar - lets just say that boar would be my new bitch..........

Can we add a third choice to this, say something along the lines of rather cut my junk off and burn it than do the deed with either one of those two?

You guys are such a**holes and I mean the literally. You are just using them because of the age factor. Society doesnt like women over 40. Now if you would had put pics of them younger I would have said Arlene only because she was more feminine.
At this age I think it is disrespecful to our, one of a kind Icons to post this because you know the young ones (and thats all thats on here) are going to go yuk.....A**holes.

Oh come one..... Ya gotta offer a choice of "neither", please!!!!

Rather What? change their depends.

they were definitely hotter when they were younger.