Demi vs. Heidi: Who'd You Rather?

Demi, you head is bent!

Neither !

Both lookin haggard.

Definitely Heidi. Demi is all silicone and plastic surgery scars.

Hedi, with a piece of duct tape on her mouth.

Am I the only one that thinks this picture looks somewhat distorted???

Once a woman has given birth to a child, that's pretty much it for me. That's right ladies, you may be recepticles for genetic material, but the idea of adding more human life to the pollution that is the world we live in is so, like, a total turn-off.
Watching a Gilligan's Island movie, I must beg the query: Ginger or Maryanne?

Gilligan is lashing MaryAnne to a post.
Why must we make these choices in life?
Why not smoke a doobie with them both, then have MaryAnne cook up a coconut cream pie, while Ginger coos sweet nothings in her breathy voice, while I play the bongos?

DEMI ALL THE WAY!! I'VE HAD A FIRE IN MY CR*TCH SINCE I FIRST SAW HER ON SCREEN. HEIDI, I WOULD DO ALSO EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HER HUSBAND IS NOT WHITE. JUST A LITTLE IDIOCINCRICY OF MINE. (NO OFFENSE ANYBODY).

Why would anyone want to go in there after SEAL!!!! He just looks nasty and I'm sure she probably sucks in the sack!!!

GENETICS!!!!! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK WE ARE SO STUPID TO THINK IT IS GENETICS. IT IS PLASTIC SURGERY AND NOTHING MORE THAN THAT!! IT IS WHAT IT IS SO STOP IT. I FIND THIS CRAP OFFENSIVE

wow do these
"who would you rather" posts
ALWAYS attract such intelligent
and witty comment???
I'm a little astounded...
just a little "IDIYIOSYNKRCEE"
of mine. tards.

Always take the one with the bigger rack

If a guy has a thing for a major-league byatch who would yap at him incessantly in a German accent then he'd probably choose Heidi.

Yuck on both. Huge byatch in one case and silicone all over every inch in the other case.

Good-looking men.