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Tiger Woods Mistress #1 -- Bagged in Florida

12/14/2009 7:37 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger Woods alleged mistress #1 -- is back in Florida today, shopping for groceries just miles from where Tiger's private yacht is docked up.

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76.

Tea    

Ukatel, Elin will sue you for alienation of affection. All your money will be gone. FL is on of states that is in the religious belt. I know how to spell your name; the misspelling is deliberate.

1772 days ago
77.

TEAMBRANCA    

she's a ho

...she's going to let Tiger do whatever he wants, threesomes, orgies, watch her get screwed by other men
... you can have him. I am darn sure Elin doesn't want him anymore.
...If I were Elin I would charge him 80 million to stay with him another 6 months while he gets therapy.

Let's see tiger pays the hooker oooops skank rachel 5 million for 5 months. I think Elin is worth 66 million for 66 months, just for keeping her mouth shut!

Whats fair is fair.

1772 days ago
78.

jan    

#63. That was a really interesting post. Thanks.

You mentioned this person (in the picture of this article) shows how far from bottoming out T.Woods is. Please clarify, were you saying he is far from bottoming out or close to bottoming out (in your opinion of course)?

Thanks again.

1772 days ago
79.

TMZBoy    

Yeahhhh ! Screw the environment...use those plastic bags.

1772 days ago
80.

lili    

77. Don't anyone call this HOOKER a HOOKER! She is NOT a HOOKER and saying she is a HOOKER will put in your mind that she is a HOOKER. So I apologize for saying Rachel Uchitel is a Hooker and anyone who calls her a Rachel Uchitel a HOOKER is a lying, cheating, sleazy, husband stealing, untrustworthy, scank, HOOKER!!

P.S. Rachel Uchitel wants you to know that for the right price, whether you are married or not, if you are a rich sports star, or even B movie actor, she will have sex with you. But she is NOT A HOOKER!!!

Posted at 9:17PM on Dec 14th 2009 by Hooker

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/14/tiger-woods-rachel-uchitel-/6#comments#ixzz0ZilKDz6I
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Definitely NOT!

1772 days ago
81.

jack    

These guys screw around more than Tiger, but nothing happens to them. Except we film them and let the world know they have small penises. Who makes this stuff - I love it!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0hUgeQqRiA

1772 days ago
82.

Somebody    

Are those Nike(Sandals)Flip Flops?

This is all staged.

1772 days ago
83.

wasted days and wasted nights    

I suspect she is in town to see her beau, Cheetah.

1772 days ago
84.

Watcher    

Kind of looks like Angelina Jolie getting pregnant before the ink was dry on Jennifer's glorious divorce from her own unfortunate bastard.

1772 days ago
85.

lili    

Tiger, was it really all worth it?

Are you really confusing 3-way-sex-on-drugs with a ho with fake lips, and plastic surgery with love?

Whomever becomes the one at home, will NEVER satisfy you, and that includes Uchy Trout Face. Was it really worth it? Was is worth the heartbreak to your kids? The beauty who bore your kids?

Tiger, one day you will regret this. How dare you impregnate someone, ( wifey, by the way) and tell others your marriage is a sham.

Do you think kissing and telling is appropriate? Really? Telling on your wife? Reporting that your marriage is a sham, yet you have a 6 month old child?

These bimbos who had fun with you sound like major airheads, and look like fake plastic surgery addicts. Do you know how those folks age? Look at famous celebrities for a clue, yuk.

Tiger, you are confused, my friend, very confused.

1772 days ago
86.

OhReally!    

1772 days ago
87.

w.    

Tiger asked his wife when is he going to see his kids if she's moving to Sweden?
& Elin repied, " You're going to have to start playing on the European tour bro'...........))

1772 days ago
88.

Hoosier Girl    

Haven't you noticed she toned it down a bit in the way she dresses? Slowly she will turn into a conservative plain Jane. You watch and see. People who have scandals start looking conservative by taking advice from their attorneys. We ain't stupid Gloria and Rachel.

1772 days ago
89.

Christina G.    

Why is everyone calling her a ho? She does it for free.

1772 days ago
90.

jennjenn    

How do you know Tiger is in Florida? I thought he was MIA? Was he seen?

1772 days ago
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