Tiger Woods Syndrome: An epidemic sweeping the nation -- in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house ... and now, TWS has infiltrated the home of an "American Idol" winner. 
Kris Allen is just one of the many people affected by TWS -- last night, the "American Idol" runner-up winner told us his wife's been all over him since "reading all this stuff about Tiger."
Kris claims the paranoia is even causing his wife to have "bad dreams."
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for TWS.
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(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentswe're only as faithful as our options. yes ladies - we will bang other women once we become famous or wealthy. then you're out the door on your flabby asses.
If he did not walk out on his father's death bed to bone a dizzy blonde at his wifes home, he is in the clear.
Tiger Woods, the "Mike Tyson" of the PGA
not ALL women are fearful, paranoid, hateful, slave owning, gold digging bitches - because SOME women are lesbians.
BUT THERE IS A CURE 'TWS' ... A 9 IRON APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE AFFECTED AREA ... i.e. the groin area. ONE APPLICATION IS GENERALLY SUFFICIENT
Tiger Woods was a mack daddy while this guy looks like a geek. There is no comparison. His wife should sleep very comfortably knowing her husband could never compete with Tiger on any level. He needs to earn about $900 million more greenbacks to even get his groove started in the first place.
I bet he's not happy about his album being the worst debut of any American Idol winner! It's obvious the wrong person one! Boring Loser!
I racked my brains and for the life of me could not remember this guys name. Unlike Adam Lambert who remains quite memorable.
that's nice #5 - just so you know that turn around is fair play. so if my wife cheats - i'm justified to beat her with something a' la golf club... her shoes. use the spiked heels on that cheating bitches face! no one will go near her after that. serves her right for cheating on me, right?
Golf clubs do wonders. But Kris Allen seems like the real deal nice guy, not a Tiger. Like his album. Like a guy who doesn't need antics and shock factors to get noticed. Refreshing to see someone be about music.
i went off kris when he started bragging about eating kangaroos and wouldn't stop tweeting about peeing and farting
His album BOMBED. FAIL!! His music is worse than Jack Johnson's. I can't believe he compared himself to Michael Jackson lmaaaaaao. You're nowhere NEAR Jacko Kris w t f are you deluded Kris?!
Was it really necessary to call him the "runner-up" and then cross it out? After he was nice enough to actually answer your ridiculous question? We all know the tabloids wet themselves over Lambert, but you don't need to disrespect this crazy talented kid in the process.
















