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Happy 34th Birthday, Tiger Woods!

12/30/2009 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

What do you get the man who had everything?

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31.

rose    

tmz, I don't think you thought through what this pic of tiger implies, I would take it off your site before Harvey sees it!

1765 days ago
32.

isab    

Nice picture
This scoop and story about T Woods is completely ridiculous. Sex is not a drug, then you don't need to desintoxicate. He is 34, meets many people including women ............ it is called temptation, that's all.
I wonder why Viagra has been created for old men. All his fans, including me, are waiting for him to beat Jack Nicklaus.

1765 days ago
33.

Butterfly    

I hope Tiger is given the chance to regain his self respect. Everyone needs that, at least!

1765 days ago
34.

drew    

child molester

1765 days ago
35.

London not England    

YOU GO TIGER MAC DADDY!!!!!!

YOU GO!!!!!

With your little HAWAIIAN Hula girls!!!!! F**K what they say.....
Charlie Sheen can threaten to KILL his Bitch, but ain't NOBODY calling for CBS to "BOYCOTT" HIM! WHY????

BECAUSE - HE - IS - WHITE!!!!!!!!!
And they can DO ANYTHING THE LAW ALLOWS...OR DOESN'T ALLOW!!!!

IT'S THE BLACK MAN THAT MUST SUFFER DOUBLE FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS!!!!
ALWAYS HAS , AND ALWAYS WILL!

LOOK AT THIS MESS GEORGE W. Bush left the COUNTRY IN! But to hear them tell it: it's Barack Obama's FAULT! for EVERYTHING The Phony War, the DEFICIT ....
YOU GO HAVE YOUR FUN! Let's see if they ALL GET TOGETHER and Ask for a boycott of "Two and a half Men"...Probably NOT!!!!!!!

1765 days ago
36.

drew    

give me the good old days of cotton picking and slavery , your a bunch of fried chicken , watermelon eaters .. hows that for honesty . the only rerason white people tolerate you is when you make us money

1765 days ago
37.

Shelly    

Tiger represented all rich/famous Athletics,, the only thing he got caught. Its a man's world in Vegas. That's what they do, Its a paradise for rich/men & women. That's why its called Sin City.
His wife married him for his money, had babies quickly to lock in the deal. When Tiger woke up and realized he had been duked, he went off and starting screwing all women who represented his wife. He may have to pay for his ignorance, but he is and always be the best golfer to ever live. So Tiger to get em' and leave some of em alone! You are not the first man nor last to walk the walk. You can't have double standards. Hold your head up high, You just tried to do what some do, the rules change for some. Feel me! GO BACK TO YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENT.
DIVORCE YOUR FAKE WIFE, TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES, AND MOVE ON.

1765 days ago
38.

Good Grief!    

poster #42 & #42 your posts SUCK!
You both sound like ignorant inbreds!
TMZ, why do you allow this kind of crap on the site? It is shameless and takes us all back 100 years.
SHAME on you both ! LOSERS!

1765 days ago
39.

London not England    

#43 -Real

You right about that, but your WOMEN LOVE that BIG BLACK D!CK...THAT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE.....THAT'S why you have to take Steroids to TRY to have the Stamina that us BIG BLACK WATERMELON EATING BROTHAS HAVE!

that's why ya used to try to hang us, and cut our D!CKS OFF Cause you're jealous! And GUESS WHAT...? NOW YA HAVE TO LOOK AT ONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT THREE YEARS!
HA!

1765 days ago
40.

kadengirl    

they say it is better to give than receive - how about Tiger giving all of us some of his money.

1765 days ago
41.

London not England    

#43-Real-Stupid

easy to talk that SH!T sitting in your trailer behind a computer screen...I dare you to stand outside on 125th Street in Harlem and say it....I guess you're NOT THAT Stupid...are ya?!?!?!?!

LOL, ........ya pasty-faced, small D!CK havin, melanoma gettin, wish you HAD TIGER'S MONEY... MOTHA F**KA!

1765 days ago
42.

Shelly    

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER
PLEASE GO BACK TO GOLF.....SERIOUSLY........THIS IS ALL WE EXPECTED OF YOU.
ITS NOT ENTERTAINMENT, ITS A GIFT. WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW ANYONE TO TAKE WHAT GOD AND YOUR FATHER GAVE YOU.
WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY DO? NO WOMAN, CHILD, MAN, CAN KEEP YOU FROM WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO....PLAY GOLF.
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS JUST THAT....I MISS SEEING YOU. AND AS FAR AS YOUR SPONSORS....WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR COME BACK.....KICK THEM TO THE CURB AS WELL......THEY ALLOWED THE MEDIA TO BLOW THIS OUT OF POCKET. IF YOUR SPONSORS HAD STUCK BY YOU, THIS WOULD HAVE DIED BY NOW. NOTHING WILL MAKE YOUR HAPPIER THAN GOLF. YOUR FANS WILL STICK BY YOU.
COME ON BACK......

1765 days ago
43.

rico    

Maybe an HIV test.......

1765 days ago
44.

beth    

A good divorce lawyer

1765 days ago
45.

stonecold    

Someday those girls will be legal, so get Tiger their numbers on his speed dial. (Hide the names, though, in case You-Can-Tell finds the phone...)

1765 days ago
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