Holly Madison -- Better Than Green Beer!

Holly Madison is not a Playboy Playmate.

She f'ed Hugh Hefner (or purported to) and appeared in the magazine a few times. But is not a Playmate.

That's a very nice outfit on a very nice woman.

Love ya Holly! I miss seeing you on tv so I hope there are some new shows in the works!

She's famous for sucking Hugh Hefner's saggy balls and constantly looking like a whore.

Is that Paris Hilton? Or HOlly Montag? I can't tell. They're all so talented.

everybody is so entranced in her cleavage that you MISSED THAT SHE IS WEARING A PENTHOUSE KEY!
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEF LOCKS YOU OUT OF THE MANSION?