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3/19/2010 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Tiger's Lawyer -- Selling Sex Toys Is a Dil-Don't

Tiger Woods' lawyer is trying to do something Tiger wasn't even able to do himself -- keep the golfer's private parts out of random people's hands.

Tiger's Lawyer

TMZ has obtained a letter Tiger's lawyer sent to Pipedream Products -- the company that is selling a line of Tiger sex toys ... including blow-up Tiger sex dolls, giant condoms and a number of filthy items we won't even try to describe.

In the letter, Tiger's lawyer demands Pipedream stop selling the porno products, recall all items that have already been distributed and then destroy or dispose them "in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods."

The photos above are from a XXX store in L.A. where the dirty goods are already being sold.

A rep for Pipedream had no comment.

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male sex toys:  694 days ago

It is really amazing how some people can take advantage of any situations. In this case, a sex scandal by a famous sports personality has been capitalized into a business opportunity. I don't see anything wrong with that. They should have the foresight in checking the legalities of selling and promoting such products without the approval of brand name that of Tiger Woods.
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male sex toys:  694 days ago

I do believe that Tiger Woods is a brand name already. Just like the same concern that Julia Roberts had. If everything was done in the most perfect legal manner then I don't see anything wrong with it. The products will sell and hopefully Tiger Woods will profit from their earnings. Here are male and women sex toys that they can emulate:
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ralph:  694 days ago

Tiger has a case because the sex toys are... toys. His likeness on products is similar to GI Joe, Princess Leah, transformers, and a Mickey Mantle baseball glove. This is bad.

Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.

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Cappy Lills Kid:  693 days ago

they should not put his likeness on any package.

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anne:  687 days ago

Poor Tiger...he gave up Buddha, but he sure found Booty!

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ray:  695 days ago

First.lol tigers wood cover. i like the one of nikes new motto just do her. lol thats what i think of whenever i see nike now.lol

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Matthew:  695 days ago

Hey Nike.... how's that sponsorship going now, huh? When are Tiger's new shoes coming out?

Nike's Golden Shower
and Nike Choker

You'll see both of these at The Masters of Bation!

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Sad sad:  695 days ago

Hurry and buy the items before they take them off the market. lol $$$$$$$$

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Arty Ziff:  695 days ago

"Tiger" has, as they say, "jumped the shark". His big days are over. He's damaged goods. And this is soooo funny! Size XXXTRA LARGE condoms? Oh man! Wonder what those will be worth on eBay in 5 or 10 years?

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ohyea:  695 days ago

That Tiger Wood cover is for a shvartze size wood. Something tells me he's got an Asian wood.

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Elaine:  695 days ago

This is really a Never Ending Story.
It's also tragic-comic.

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MattL:  695 days ago

Awesome TMZ, cant mention sex toy items but have no problem posting a mother's frantic 911 call as her son just died in front of her. Nice morals a**holes

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Arty Ziff:  695 days ago

Tiger, being African American, ought to take advantage of this. Seeing as how his golf career is going down the toilet, he should consider going into porn. Everyone knows black men are built like trees down there...

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hehe:  695 days ago

Leave Tiger alone...

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PolarBear:  695 days ago

Tiger's lawyers probably set that up to get some product into the marketplace, then pull them, and sell the remaining stock off on eBay as "private" sales and make a killing at it. I wouldn't see that as out of character, considering the track record of both Tiger Woods and the legal profession. With Nike supplying the manufacturing facilities? Who knows? In 30 years, Tiger can give his kids old "Tiger Body Condoms" as heirlooms to sell on their retirement. What a sweet old man. Always thinking ahead.

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