Heidi Montag Takes the Twins to the Pool

If no one in the crowd behind her cares enough to look at her why should we?

She is a good looking lady, I guess the Aria pool in Las Vegas was a good place to be yesterday.
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She's not dating, she's married to the douche.
She looks so mechanical, she's a Stepford Wife.

Heidi & Spencer deserve each other. Two pieces of crap, crapifying the world.

Oh so fake, but...

I'd tap that, in a "gotta wear 2 condoms and load up on antibiotics after" kind of way.

Without paps on her ass, she'd pass for thousands of other strippers out there.

She actually looks plastic

god, she looks horrible. she was a cute girl before. now she looks like a 42 year old former porn star who lives in the valley and drives a bright blue corvette. gross.

What a sad, pathetic twenty something wearing a 50 year olds plastic body. God help her.

All plastic surgery did for Heidi is turn an ugly girl into an even uglier girl. She wasn't very pretty to begin with, but at least she looked real. That thing in the picture above looks like some kind of manufactured wax figure or something. Her and her "husband" Spencer should feel ashamed of themselves for being such attention whores. Their 15 minutes was up a looooong time ago. Now they're just looking desperate..

Heidi: "Hey Spencer..Why doesn't anyone like us anymore?"

Spencer: "I don't know Heidi, maybe it's your ugly face and little tits."

Heidi: "Really? Well I better go get a bunch of plastic surgery and some implants like, NOW!"

Spencer- "Great! While you do that, I'll go out and get us Indian names! People will HAVE to love us if we get Indian names!"

Douchebags...

Enough of these two already! Damn she looks faker than a 2 dollar bill!!

.......there are some things in life...where...people should not be seen nor heard..

She looks like a ugly plastic doll. Saw her on tv recently and she admitted that she can barely move her face. And am I the only one who thinks those are the weirdest implants ever. They look like inflated plates smashed onto her chest. Any man who would hit that would hit anything with a vayjay.

...and Jesues said, Go forth and seek ye plastic surgeon, as thou shalt have thy breasts enlarged until they pop open like Jiffeypop... and then thou shalt put thyself on public display like the cheap hooker thou really are...

take spencer to the pool and sink him in the dep end for an hour

Really...what was she thinking!?! She is gonna have some real mental issues down the road (besides the ones that got her here in the first place). It's sad, she's like a car wreck. No one really wants to see, but ya have to slow down and take a look. If that was the look she was going for them she definitely got what she wanted. I feel really bad for her. She was such a pretty girl before all this. I'm not against plastic surgery just idiots.