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Why George Clooney Dates Elisabetta Canalis ...

4/19/2010 8:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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91.

mary    

you call 31 too old.....wow...a person is still @ her or his prime...i think she has a nice body..it's better than george's anyway....but definitely she's attention seeking with the thong.she probably thought all the attention would be positive...but it seems it's more negative

1562 days ago
92.

marmot    

If you go to Clooney Gazette and look at the third pic down, it shows Canalis and this guy standing at the same level on the beach. The guy is too short to be Clooney. Also, this guy's features don't look like Clooney. It doesn't look like Clooney's nose or mouth, or even his sideburns. I'm still calling faux Clooney on this one.

1562 days ago
93.

WHATEVER    

HE'S GAY. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE REALIZE THAT ? HE PAYS THESE WOMEN AND/OR FAKES THEM OUT FOR A WHILE...AND ALWAYS DROPS THEM.
WHAT A LOSER, ONLY A TOTAL LOSER WOULD KEEP CHANGING GIRLFRIENDS EVERY MONTH FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE.



ALSO, HE HAS STARTING KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT A LITTLE BETTER THAN HE USED TO . HE WAS ONCE QUOTED AS SAYING THAT HE HAD HIS PET PIG SO WHY DOES HE NEED A GIRLFRIEND ? I AM NOT JOKING. HE USED TO OWN A POT-BELLIED PIG. AND HE USED TO MAKE WEIRD COMMENTS LIKE THAT ABOUT WOMEN.
PLUS.....HE'S NOT ATTRACTIVE. WHY DOES ANYONE THINK HE IS ? HE'S DULL. KINDA LIKE CARDBOARD. GAY CARDBOARD.

1562 days ago
94.

marmot    

One more point. Clooney grew up a Cincinnati Reds fan. No way would he wear a Detroit Tigers cap. Thank you to whoever pointed out the cap logo.

1562 days ago
95.

Reporter    

Ars tuck farlai ...arabic for disgusted.



just kidding

1562 days ago
96.

Reporter    

Its tough to look like the guy next door. Lets hope he is
off the market for good this time. Does anyone really want
him out there dating..and on the loose??. Wouldn't wish
that on your worst enemy, rumor has it he is usually into
women that are not available and he has gay tendencies.

1562 days ago
97.

jolinda    

The sexism of Hollywood is perfectly illustrated in this picture. George struts around covered up and his woman is paraded out practically nude for the paparazzi to photograph. The woman's worth is measured by her physical appearance. His worth is measured by his talent and his ability to attract women who are willing to strip for him and the cameras.



I am amazed at how broadly women and men have come to embrace objectifying women with no repercussions from other WOMEN!



It is a brutal sport. Women stop doing it to yourselves and each other! Stop scrutinizing every inch of Elisabetta's body. You send the message that a woman's only worth is in what she looks like. Geez! Have some respect for another woman. Maybe then she will have some self respect for herself and not feel like she needs to undress for the world to prove herself worthy.

1562 days ago
98.

Loverslane    

If you jealous bitches don't watch out, George will keep her around much longer just out of spite. He's stubborn as a mule.



1562 days ago
99.

Palmer    

Reading all the comments here I find trends in the discourse.



GC is in the closet. UUNKNOWN, but possible. Wouldn't be the first.
EC shows no class even on a beach and needs clothing advice. AGREED. But few have.
She will soon be an historical footnote. A REASONABLE ASSUMPTION, given the field trials.
GC likes 'um trashy. AGREED, but not unusual.
GC has gained weight and lies about his height. DISAGREE. Looks the same to me. And what man doesn't lie about his height?
EC is setting up a facade for the public so she can stretch her 15 minutes before returning to Italy unmarried and anonymous. LIKELY they are near an end. DOUBTFUL it's conspiratorial.
GC likes to drink at events where he should not. LIKELY, given the publicity over time.
GC is a UN Ambassador, but can't take his girlfriends to the White House.



So, what do we have? A man who is near 50, trying to continue working in an industry that is unforgiving. Who appears happy only when he's discovering a new love and apparently likes the fighting chair more than the catch. He looks for love in all the wrong places, dating young women without the necessary class to sit at a State dinner. He drinks too much in settings where he should not. He may be denying his own sexuality, much like Rock Hudson. Or he's simply a serial monogamist and a UN Ambassador who needs an acceptable date.



Solution:
An arranged marriage with a beautiful, classy, older, wealthy woman. There would be cover for his sexual lifestyle if he's gay. She would know what fork to use. GC would appear to age more gracefully and look classy himself through her. She would make a fetching garnish for the Hollywood crowd. At public events she would encourage him to behave like an adult. And, she'd get a younger, good looking man who has his own wealth and status instead of avoiding men who chase after hers. Many women know the value/benefits of such an arrangement.



1562 days ago
100.

marmot    

Here's a thought, TMZ. Contact Clooney's rep and ask him whether it actually was Clooney on the beach with Canalis. If he says "no comment," you'll have confirmed that it was NOT him.



Besides being at least two inches shorter than Clooney, this look-alike has a different nose, a different mouth, and a round face. Clooney has an oval-shaped face. Why would Clooney be all covered in giant sunglasses, a cap, and fully clothed, while Canalis is in a bikini? It's not Clooney.

1562 days ago
101.

Reporter    

TMZ readers are some of the most insightful, so far. For some who have gripes with celebs ....its good to know.



We don't criticise celebrities who show some class.

1562 days ago
102.

He's Hot    

I don't know if it's a lookalike, but wouldn't it be kind of awesome if there's two men on earth with Clooney's good looks?

1562 days ago
103.

Reporter    

Lock up your husbands, rumor has it he is into hairy men.
A man lying about his height...a crime against humanity.



goodness and honesty always prevail

1562 days ago
104.

buxxy    

She has big flipper feet...yuck.

1561 days ago
105.

marmot    

You know what they say about women with big feet... they're tranny butt-ugly horsefaces!



Reporter, could your agenda be any more evident? No one is buying what you're selling. It is well known that Clooney was the tallest guy on his high school basketball team. Regardless, it is the difference in height between Clooney and Canalis that is relevant here. There is indisputable proof that Clooney stood four inches taller than Canalis in pics of them taken prior to these pics. There is also indisputable proof that the man in these pics is nearly the same height as Canalis-- take away the ball cap and he's probably just an inch taller. One of the pics on Clooney Gazette and elsewhere shows them facing the camera from the surf with their feet visibly at the same level and they are nearly the same height.

1561 days ago
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