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The 'Lost' Diary -- The Last Recruit

4/21/2010 7:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Welcome back to another edition of The "Lost" Diary.

Lately, I have been having a difficult time writing this intro paragraph (sometimes I have even skipped it all together). Then today, a friend who doesn't watch "Lost" asked me, "Hey, how has this season been? I've heard mixed things." I struggled to answer him. I wouldn't say I have been disappointed by this final season, but how many truly great episodes have we had? Maybe two? The rest I have felt very ambivalent about. Maybe that's why I can't think of a topic to lead the Diary off with each week.

For all you "Lost" Diary newbies, here's how it goes: I gather with a group of friends watching "Lost," writing what happens on the show as it happens, and throwing in my two cents along the way. Tonight I am watching "Lost" with my co-worker Molly and her weekly crew. I have been warned about excessive pausing and needless chatter. Should be interesting. Let's roll ...

9:00 -- Is it just me or was the Previously on "Lost" segment very flash sideways heavy.

9:01 -- Picking up where we left off at the "Lost" Tribal Counsel, Not Locke tells Jack they have "a lot of catching up to do." Why would Not Locke say that? Is there some part of Locke still inside there?

9:02 -- Not Locke tells Jack that he sometimes like to dress up as Christian Shephard and go haunting Jack in the jungle. OK, he didn't say it in those exact words, but still. By the way -- if we never hear from Christian again, I will be beyond angry.

9:03 -- Not Locke is explaining to Jack that he has been Team Jack from the beginning -- and that it was Jacob's fault he was stuck on the island in the first place. I think Not Locke is gonna need a better sales pitch than that. Then again, Jack is pretty dumb.

9:04 -- "My name is John." -- Locke. Sun is being wheeled into the hospital at the same time as Locke and freaks out.

9:05 -- A Claire/Jack reunion has about as much emotional pull on me as one of those DirecTV commercials.

9:06 -- "You decided the moment you let him talk to you; just like the rest of us. So whether you like it or not, you're with him now." -- Claire

9:10 -- If you had a secret, would you tell Hurley?

9:11 -- When was the last time this many Losties were together at the same time?

9:12 -- "So nice to have everyone back together again." -- Not Locke. Dude, I JUST SAID THAT!

9:13 -- "It would never work, sweetheart. I'm a cop, you're a murderer." -- Sawyer

9:14 -- Zoe has shown up to camp and she wants Desmond back. What would happen if Team Widmore killed all the candidates? Would Not Locke be able to leave? Can they even be killed?

9:15 -- "Well, here we go." -- Not Locke

9:20 -- Claire and Desmond have run into each other as Claire is headed to an adoption agency. Desmond is trying to help Claire with her adoption meeting, but really just comes off like a creepy stalker. But he's got an accent and he's quite handsome, so I am guessing Claire will be all for it.

9:22 -- So instead of being some kind of mercenary, Ilana is a lawyer in the flash sideways universe.

9:23 -- Not Locke is rallying the troops to take on Team Widmore. Not exactly the speech from "Braveheart," but it will do. We also had to watch this scene twice because Molly went through the convoluted process of removing one of her socks so she could use her feet to steal a bag of Thin Mints. These kinds of things don't happen when I watch "Lost" by myself.

9:24 -- Sawyer is letting Jack in on his plan and Not Locke is sending Sayid to kill Desmond. I wish I could combine those sentences and Sayid was headed to kill Jack. Alas ...

9:30 -- Apparently Desmond is chilling in the bottom of a well. Last week they made that well seemed like it was never-ending, this week it was like 20 feet.

9:31 -- "This woman, when she asks you what you did to be with her again, what will you tell her?" -- Desmond

9:32 -- Remember a few weeks back I threw out an idea that how much people changed in their flash sideways was some how indicative of which team they ended up on? And I said that Kate, Sawyer and Sayid all seemed to still sort of be the people they were before the island? Have you noticed who this week's flash sideways seems to be focusing on? Just saying ...

9:33 -- Was Sayid just thwarted by a garden hose?

9:34 -- Sawyer is trying to explain to Kate that since Claire is "drinking Locke's Kool Aid" she's not allowed in their escape plan. I can already see how Kate goes against Sawyer's instructions and screws things up. It's the Kate way.

9:35 -- Seems as if Sayid is running a little late -- perhaps Desmond's little speech worked? What am I saying? Of course it worked! Desmond can't die in the bottom of a well.

9:36 -- Jack is carrying out Sawyer's plan, but Claire has caught wind of it.

9:37 -- Sayid just lied to a man who can turn into a black cloud of smoke and kill everyone. Bad idea.

9:39 -- Kate's speech to Claire has worked... for now. Is it weird I am rooting for Claire to die?

9:40 -- "He finds out we're gone, he's gonna be mad." -- Claire

9:44 -- Jack and his son are the lawyer's office to hear Christian's will being read -- and to meet Claire, I suppose.

9:45 -- "He was my father too." -- Claire. Never a fun sentence to say or hear.

9:46 -- There's been an emergency at the hospital -- probably something to do with a paraplegic being hit by a car.

9:47 -- "Doesn't feel right. ... leaving the island." -- Jack

9:48 -- "Get off my damn boat." -- Sawyer. Man, that was a ridiculous line.

9:49 -- "I'm sorry I got Juliet killed." -- Jack, right before he jumps off the boat. Guess that makes Jack ... the last recruit.

9:55 -- "The baby's fine." -- Jin. I think that's maybe a sign of which side of things they fall on on the island.

9:56 -- I'm actually enjoying Jack and his son and I liked that Jack jumped off the boat. Wait, do I like Jack now?

9:57 -- "I got this." -- Jack

9:58 -- It just hit me: Are we about to get our Jin/Sun reunion?

9:59 -- "Sun?" -- Jin

9:59 -- "Jin?" -- Sun

10:00 -- "Deal's off." -- Zoe

10:01 -- "You're with me now." -- Not Locke

If Kate Hudson was on "Lost," she'd probably say, "It's all happening." Of course, if Kate Hudson was on "Lost," it would suck.

Anyway, I think the point we are supposed to take home from tonight's episode is that everyone is coming together -- both on the island and off. I can't remember the last time we had so many of our main characters together.

But if the point of the episode was simply that the main characters are coming together, then was there really any point?

This is also the second week in a row that we've been given the answer to a long-standing question and that answer just felt "convenient." So the Man in Black took the form of Christian back in episode 3? Do you think the writers knew that at the time they wrote it? And hasn't Christian appeared to people off the island (Michael, right before he died) and we know the MiB can't leave the island?

Although ... it was "Christian" who was the one who told Locke to bring everyone back to the island. So perhaps that works. Still, feels a little forced.

Speaking of Christian -- if there are no further revelations about him before this is all said and done, my head will explode.

Tonight's episode violated a major rule for me: The Sydney Bristow rule. Several episodes of "Alias" would end on a cliffhanger with Sydney facing certain death. Really? You're going to kill the main character now? I don't think so.

"Lost" did it tonight ... twice! There was no way in hell Desmond was being shot at the bottom of a well. And I certainly don't think half the cast is getting mowed down by machine guns on the beach. Faux suspense is the worst thing a show can do.

All in all, tonight's episode did very little for me -- and I didn't even get to the let down I had from the Jin/Sun reunion. I was expecting a little more build-up (like one of them actually deliberately doing something to find the other, rather than "Oh hey, look. There you are." And don't get me started on Sun's reappearing English).

I give tonight's episode a C-. We're getting down to the wire here and I expect a lot from each episode and lately, I feel like they are falling short.

Here's a question -- remember back during season 2 or 3, when something so mind-blowing would happen, that you'd have to pause the show right then and there? Maybe even immediately rewind the scene and watch it again? I called them TiVo Moments (not sponsored).

How many of those have we had in the last, let's say two seasons?

It's not the barometer by which to judge all of "Lost," but I miss those moments.
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46.

POOPHEAD    

POOP ON THE POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1653 days ago
47.

livon    

What I don't understand is if he took Christian's dead body, why did he need Lock's?

1653 days ago
48.

Mary D    

If Not Locke was Christian, how did he appear to Jack back home when he was working at the hospital? I think he was lying about being Christian.

1653 days ago
49.

stacie    

totally agree about the 2 moments!! Thats what i was saying this week!

1653 days ago
50.

iknowsit    

agree 100% with the article..
have been following closely since the beginning & although i still love the series , it has REALLY slowed down & has gotten sloppy ...
an excellant analysis !

1652 days ago
51.

Sara.Z.    

EVERY one of my friends that have been watching LOST since the beginning feels EXACTLY as you've explained.



This last season has been filled with disappointment, frustration, eye rolls, snores and down right boredom and we just want to see the damn thing end.



LOST was once great, but it seems the writers are just cramming as much stuff as they can and we all sense it.

1652 days ago
52.

Holly    

The Sun/Jin reunion had tension in it for me, but just because I was freaking out that they were about to have their brains fried by the pylons. When it didn't happen, I was like whew! and then, oh, look they're back together...yeah. I'm a fairly emotional person, but the scene didn't resonate with me like I had expected it was going to do.



1652 days ago
53.

spencer    

Daniel is right on the money!!! We are already 13 episodes in and the there hasn't be any real huge moments in the show. It's like opening gifts Christmas morning. And already knowing what your getting. The writing for the previous seasons were amazing. This season is very sleepy. I really don't think there will be anymore amazing episodes except for the two finale.



I think Desmond is everyone's constant.

1652 days ago
54.

Anne    

A lot of the comments are angry with Daniel for HIS blog and HIS opinion. Telling him to stop whinning and watching LOST. I am a huge LOST fan from day one and a HUGE Daniel fan as well. Go to the ACTUAL lost diary page and see that many actually agree. If YOU don't want to read the whinning, don't...Daniel is right, they are not doing the show justice this season and in this final season not lived up to expectations. The Sun and Jin reunion was convienient and could have been done well, maybe with the intent to find one another as a focus of the ep? This was a chance meeting on the beach? Really after the build up according to ABC's "biggest reunion in LOST history", I expected to see something more. Im going back to the actual LOST diary where poster's know what the heck they are talking about.
PS Mary, to pick on someones gramatical error in a entertainment blog is silly. Especially, the context of the word "to" was accurate in terms of regional and conversational writing which is the writing style Daniel is using. If you are going to be critical of grammar, perhaps YOU should know what YOU are talking about before YOU post.

1651 days ago
55.

Butter    

Kate is the mother of Jack's son. It didn't work out when they played house together with Aaron. It didn't work out in their flash sideways life, either.

1650 days ago
56.

cindy    

I completely agree with Daniel's analysis. Why am I still watching Lost? Mainly because of the handsome men. There's no other show that compares!

1650 days ago
57.

bellerina27    

"Here's a question -- remember back during season 2 or 3, when something so mind-blowing would happen, that you'd have to pause the show right then and there? Maybe even immediately rewind the scene and watch it again? I called them TiVo Moments (not sponsored)."



Daniel-this pretty much sums it up for me also. These moments have been few and far between in the last couple of seasons.



Although I disagree with some of your points, I am too, wanting more.



And the Christian thing-he came to Jack in his office one night after they left the island also. and we have seen Christian more on the island than Jack has. what's up with that?



AND WHAT ABOUT THE BOMB? JULIETTE SAID, "IT WORKED." (did i just totally miss it?)

1649 days ago
58.

The Evil Marshall D    

"Wow... I think someone needs a nap. What an unpleasant person you are. I know you must be an unhappy person, but you, Marshmallow, are an total ass.



Posted at 11:33 PM on Apr 21, 2010 by urbusted"



You are totally right, URBusted. I am an ass, and I need a nap. Unplesant? You have no idea how unplesant I am. I'm so unplesant, even the Smoke Monster doesn't want my soul. I'm so unplesant, even foul odors projectile vomit in my presence. I'm so unplesant, your mother won't even sleep with me...oh, well that's uncalled for. I apologize for that....your mother is a mighty fine woman, I'm sure. Let's just say, I agree with you. You're right. And so am I. I'm just evil about it.



At least you had the balls to say so without all the emotional baggage and vitriol of the previous posters who crucified Daniel for starting his opinion. Tonight's rerun....was a classic. Last week was a lukewarm spit shake.



1648 days ago
59.

Clara    

I love Lost. I've watched it since the first season. I sit with my DVR remote and pause the smoke monster, looking for those Eko like illusions, rewind, slow mo, etc.
But, I agree with Daniel. This season is really lackluster at best. Do I think it will get better? Yeah. Has it been utterly enthralling up until this point? No. While there have been very good episodes this season, the last couple, to me at least, have been a little yawn worthy.
Just sayin'.

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