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Lindsay Lohan's Movie Excuse -- Total BS

5/25/2010 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan made it clear to the court that she didn't wanna wear a SCRAM bracelet because she thought it would get in the way of an upcoming movie shoot in Texas -- problem is, no such shoot exists.

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TMZ has contacted the producers of the only two motion picture projects Lindsay is currently attached to -- "Machete" and "Inferno" -- and they both made it very clear that LiLo has no business in Texas.

A rep for "Machete" tells us there ARE additional scenes being shot in Texas but, "according to the director, they don't include [Lindsay]."

As for "Inferno," a rep tells us, The Linda Lovelace biopic "doesn't plan on starting shooting 'till the beginning of August."  Also, it's not being shot in Texas -- so the SCRAM bracelet would have no affect on that film either.

Lindsay's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, relayed Lohan's excuse to Judge Marsha Revel on Monday -- but the judge didn't buy it anyway ... and forced her to SCRAM it up.

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211.

kelley    

Dear Spot, we do have proof it's called a picture of Lindsay sitting beside a few lines of coke. Ur right the pic doesnt show Lindsay doing it, but in her drug class's ur not suppose to even be around that at ALL!! THAT IN ITSELF SHOULD GET HER ASS SENT TO JAIL!! OH AND HER MOM IS THE BIGGEST LOW LIFE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!I BELIEVE THE RUMORS THAT SHE BLEW GUYS TO GET LINDSAY PARTS. SO U R A LIAR IN DENIAL, GUESS UR RELATED TO THE HOHANS. PS POOR CODY DOESNT HAVE A CHANCE. LOL

1589 days ago
212.

HARRY NIPPLES    

Please lock this girl away until she can mature. Anything less wastes her life. She isn't capable of making grown-up choices nor of understanding consequences. On her own, she can barely be forced by lawyers and judges to obey the law long enough to come to her own criminal hearing. She's had more chances than any of us would have gotten - and she's blown them. With a face like that, her career is obviously over. Even MacKenzie Phillips has a better future on the D- list than Lohan will have doing anything except porn films.

1589 days ago
213.

Gunnergirl    

#13 said it all! It is perjury. I do feel for her attorney, she took a big hit in her career thanks to this idiot!!

1589 days ago
214.

dee    

let her burn she doesn,t care and I sure as hell don,t.

1589 days ago
215.

Get a Nose Job, please!!!    

What heppened to Lindsay's little sister? The one who looked three times her age? She was trying to get in "show business". The whole family seems pathetic. Maybe they should lock them all up.

1589 days ago
216.

brenda    

Sorry Lo Lo but look @ u? U look like ur 40! U look raggity and obviously havent had a good WEEK sleep in a while. U went from being a beautiful,young, hot thing to Ur mom is hotter than u!
U look mean and angry in the eyes my point is WHO WOULD HIRE U FOR A MOVIE???Unless its a horror "B" flick I dont see it happening doll. Ur the one in LaLa land hun cuz aint no way anyone will hire u looking like that....sorry

1589 days ago
217.

pammie8    

@ Kelly they do have proof in the 30 min report of all the reasons for the scram they didnt want read by the judge when judge "not the one to **** with) asked them if they wanted it on the record or if they where going to comply with the scram. Of course they didnt want that done so they agreed.

1589 days ago
218.

omgsammi    

of course she is going to lie and make up excuses... and she'll get away with it. as usual.

1589 days ago
219.

cali    

The Lohan's are trash.
Dina looks like an old hard core biker chick

1589 days ago
220.

R.Zimmerman    

Wow,it sure sounds like she has a career worth fighting for...NOT!!!!!!!
Head over to Walmart,Linds,they're always hiring.

1589 days ago
221.

msdawndawn    

Is the excuse for not wearing the scram bracelet really that surprising? We all know addicts have one track minds. Where & how do I get my next fix & eliminate all roadblocks to that end. Addicts lie because they have to; the alternative is unbearable for them - Worlds crumble, people find out the ugly truth, they have to admit there is a problem, & then they have to deal with the problem.
Yippeeee for the judge who saw right through it. Now Lindsey is going to have to face the demon head on in front of the world. I don’t think she can comply without serious professional help.

1589 days ago
222.

Sonya    

Lindsey: What are you doing? You are only 23 but you already look like your almost 30! If you don't stop drinking and partying, you are going to be a hag by the age of 27! Do you want to end up like Tara Reid? Your beatiful girl... don't screw it up. Straighten up your act before it's too late. There is no plastic surgeon on the face of this earth that can give you back the good looks after you've destroyed your skin! OMG - You already have lines on your forehead! How much more motivation do you need! Last time I checked, washed-up, alcoholic actresses don't get any good parts!

1589 days ago
223.

Lewy    

How can her attorney get away with flat-out lying to the court like that?

1589 days ago
224.

Christine    

OMgosh, look at that look on her face! Wow! Again, if it's Joe or Jill Normal, our asses would be in jail. She has to wear a bracelet and you can tell how put out she is. And, what a bummer she's doing the Linda Lovelace story cuz I won't watch it. It's a great story but, unfortunately, Lindsay is the star so. .. eh, bummer.

1589 days ago
225.

flora68    

I don't care that much about the perjury aspect, or whether she ever really planned to get back in time for that hearing or not...I'm sure most of that stuff can be proven one way or the other. I think most of us would like to see those details sorted out with no favoritism because she's a celeb, but those are details. Mostly I just want drunk driving taken seriously by lawmakers, courts, and the public, no latter who's doing it.



Lindsay seems like a typical addict in classic denial; she's very charming, a convincing and effortless liar, able to explain away pretty much any behavior while sounding perfectly reasonable. But one look at her and it's hard to even remember that delightful, talented ingénue with the bright future; now she just looks and functions (?) like a marginally employable middle-aged drunk with zero interest in getting sober.



And as many others here and elsewhere have pointed out, her problems are made exponentially worse by her wildly irresponsible, ridiculously immature, uber-enabling Mother, not to mention her total loser Father (a messed-up publicity ho if there ever was one). I still feel kinda sorry for her and hope she can pull herself together...I wish her the best, but I want her STOPPED before she kills somebody.

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