Cristiano Ronaldo -- Wet Bikini Contest

Oh, look. Euro Greasy's back. I had no idea...

Greasy eurotrash at it's finest.

My gawd, he IS beautiful! But, what's he doing with that teenage boy in the bikini? He needs a real woman. =)

Wow so many jealous dudes on here. But yeah that picture wasn't from Tuesday as Portugal had a friendly on Tuesday (they sucked) and Ronnie would have been in Portugal playing that match.

Time to pick the cabbages!

OMG, he is packing some heat! Yeah, baby!!!
What a fine specimen of a man, why can't more men look like this????

looks like something is heating up!!!

God he's hawt! I love how European males are not afraid to wear skimpy swim suits. I hate these baggy swim suits every guy wears. I wish speedo's would become popular again.

Excuse me sir I'm from FedEx & I'm here to check out your package!

In Italia, C. Ronaldo è considerato un povero deficente !!

Please forgive me, but...are his pants under there all right down there? Forgive me. I'll go get a life.

oh please

everyone knows he's gay

very sexy man! Yum

I guess i need to work more on my situation. I'm just saying.

That man is NOT gay, anyone who says he is, is jealous! He's just GORGEOUS. Can we clone him?

oooh la la!