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John Mayer Can't Stomach The Situation

6/10/2010 2:01 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Backstage at last night's CMT Music Awards in Nashville, John Mayer's hairy stomach was no competition for the ripped, shaved, smooth mid-section of "Jersey Shore" tanned ham The Situation.

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In this case, The Situation's body is a wonderland.


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76.

AAAmber    

i literally almost gagged on my steamed wild caught salmon scrolling down to reveal that nasty thing... lol, thx John!

1409 days ago
77.

Lovely Rita    

John Mayer is obviously distending his abdomen for contrast as a joke, but whatever - he is still a discusting pig. Knowing what we know about him now, I don't see how any woman would want to be with him. Sickening!

1408 days ago
78.

LEKILI    

The Situation is disgusting, that's all I have to say.

1408 days ago
79.

joyc    

the situation needs some crest white strips..

1408 days ago
80.

GROSS    

Who'd I'd rather? Celibacy is sounding great about now.

1408 days ago
81.

kat    

I'd still hit that.

1408 days ago
82.

Get back to work!    

59. Mayer > Situation
It's mathematical.



Posted at 2:11 PM on Jun 10, 2010 by monkeychik




John Mayer = Frickin ewwwww



Now that's mathematical.

1408 days ago
83.

d33    

I'd lick Mayer from back to front!

1408 days ago
84.

d33    

Hmm, I'd stick my tonge from back to from on Mayer's case.

1408 days ago
85.

d33    

I'd stick my hand down Mayer's crotch. My hand for sure will come out smelling like sweat from his balls.

1408 days ago
86.

tina    

John Mayer is sexy, I don't care what anyone says. A talented, intellegent and witty man goes a long way in my book. Maybe most people are just too shallow to keep up with his sense of humor. I do agree he goes overboard for attention, but he's been laying low lately & trying to correct his "foot in mouth" fiasco.
BTW, he's obviously sticking his belly out, do you not notice the definiton below the pooch?!

1408 days ago
87.

I fit into my bikini!    

I don't get what girls see in John Mayer or the other one...Give me Ryan Phillipe any day over these two! He puts them both to shame...

1408 days ago
88.

Mary    

Honestly, the "situation" looks like PoPeye !! Seriously look at his head and body and that nose. He is a walking cartoon character "POPEYE" and "Situation" should play him in a porn film.

1408 days ago
89.

deanne    

YES #89---I see at least Somebody gets it.

1408 days ago
90.

SAM    

FAKE. thatwas totaly fake

1407 days ago
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