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Lindsay Lohan's Assistant

I QUIT!!!

6/10/2010 6:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
needs all the assistance she can get ... no, really ... her assistant just quit. 

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay's right-hand woman, Eleonore, quit Wednesday. Eleonore only lasted a few months and we're told she was "exhausted" and "had enough of Lindsay's demands."

We're also told Eleonore never had any time to herself and Lindsay would often force her to stay with her for days on end ... and then blame her when things went wrong.

Just one last warning for anyone interested in the gig -- we're told the job didn't pay much either. So here's how we're guessing the help wanted ad might look ...
0610_scram_wanted_ad

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31.

deb    

lindsay needs an assistant like Kate Gosselin needs that skinny bodyguard

1534 days ago
32.

Quinn    

That's awesome. You TMZ guys make me laugh.

1534 days ago
33.

ChorizoSupreme    

The Ad forgot to include that the right candidate must be highly skilled at cutting professional grade lines of Blow. Said candidate must also be able to shoulder his/her boss's weight after a night of hard partying to haul her to her car.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that will surely look good on someone's resume! Imagine having Lindsay Lohan as a professional reference!

1534 days ago
34.

Marketing $ociologist    

Where do you apply? I couldn't find it on Indeed or Careerbuilder. Why?

1534 days ago
35.

TSIG    

The only thing Lindsay Lohan has going for her is a size C chest, and with each passing year those assets depreciate. WHY THE LOW PAY? These Hollywood celebrities make me sick. Paying your employees peanuts seems to be all the rage among the wealthy in Hollywood. It turns my stomach.

1534 days ago
36.

Chia    

Lindsay, if you need an assistant who will not enable you and help you stay safe and out of trouble, call me! I expensive, but worth it.

1534 days ago
37.

Nikki    

TMZ get a hold of this girl,get her to sing like a canary.We wanna hear all the dirt she has on this lying piece of sh*t Lohan



Thanks

1534 days ago
38.

Pretty LL    

Tila Tequila needs a job. The picture TMZ used: Again with Lindsay and that "HUH?" expression. why the **** does she always look constipated or confused? Maybe she's trying to remember what lie she told to who....

1534 days ago
39.

nisiek    

didn't she go chasing after her assistant and her mother a few years back which started all her legal problems today. If you don't mind being blamed for everything, and putting up with a psychotic c***t, go for it!! She probably has drugs stashed EVERYWHERE...and get even with her stealing things, you steal some also...this truly would be the job from hell. Btw, why does Lindsays' face look bloated at times and at other times not...SHE IS NOT SOBER TRUST THAT!!!!!

1534 days ago
40.

dave    

I commented once before and I'll say the same thing now. If she goes to jail this time, we'll be reading about her having to be rushed to the hospital for an unidentified health problem. I've identified it. DT's.

1534 days ago
41.

lohans next asst    

ill work for her, bet she knows how to party

1534 days ago
42.

beachkid    

Yeah, she can be a very difficult person to work for. I wonder if the assistant will write a book. LOL.

1534 days ago
43.

Gunnergirl    

Putting up with Lindsey is horrible, but to put up with Dina is too much! Elinor has left the world of Lindsinsanity..

1534 days ago
44.

Tired of toxomom    

Stay off Pacific Coast Highway tonight!

1534 days ago
45.

Proto    

She needs an assistant who will encourage her to buy a bra and wear if -- because she is only 23 but her boobs are already so saggy-take care of yourself I know people who had not surgery and still didn't sag that much until they were 50

1534 days ago
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