Ashton Kutcher -- Banged Up in Malibu

It would be very cool if Ashton took the ladies to his favorite car dealer and told them to pick one out.

Witnesses say he was distracted by his reflection in the rear view mirror.

This guy driving around and living like royalty and all his movies are absolute bombs. He is so happy he gets his money up front, i'm sure. If he got paid a percentage of the gross he would be broke. It isnt a jealousy thing, I live comfortably. I just get irritated about people like him that make shiiite movies and think they are Clark Gable or something. If I was an actor or an actress and was handed a script and the studio said...we are casting Ashton for the lead male role, Id put the script down and go home and say no thanks. It is career suicide. But yet he keeps getting movies! Punk'd and Beauty and the Geek were genius though.

Should have opted for the Advanced Collision System from Lexus:

Advanced Pre-Collision System (PCS) [32] with Active Pedestrian Detection System [33], Lane Keep Assist [34] and Driver Attention Monitor $5300.00

Wonder what he did to consider himself having bad Karma.

I'm pretty sure "carma" was a pun, not a spelling error, guys.

the car he hit an older cavalier will be totaled for sure,Like the other poster said..just take the girls out and buy them a new car,,its would go over really well and you might get sex out of it,,dont let demi know...

Note to self (and Ashton) DO NOT Tweet and drive!

He probably did this for some show.

Didn't he get himself and Demi each a Toyota Prius earlier this year? Made quite a show of it as I recall....

why did his car have to be towed? it looks fine

I bet he was tweeting in da car...lol

I like eggs for breakfast.

It is really difficult to understand why this lowest common denominator is a "star" until one looks at the IQ level of the audiences he appeals to.

Why don't any of these celebrities know how to drive?

Is it just entitlement? You don't feel like you have to watch the road because, hey, you're Ashton Kutcher? It's all fine and dandy as long as cars are involved, but what happens when some kid gets run over one day?

Bet the other guy in the accident is happy right now. Ca-ching.