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Michael Lohan Sucks the Life Out of Another Blonde

8/2/2010 10:55 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

While his daughter Lindsay Lohan was waiting to be released from jail, Michael Lohan spent the weekend holding some new blonde chick hostage with his tongue in the Hamptons.

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Luckily for Michael this does not qualify as second degree harassment too.



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Good riddance!    

Oh yeah. Another new domestic violence punching bag for the King Douche! Maybe he can quote bible verses as he kicks the living sheet out of her?

1506 days ago
47.

sam88    

ditto 9:42am

1506 days ago
48.

Timothy M. Nolan    

Only in america..

1506 days ago
49.

john doe    

Looks like a really good photoshop job. He is missing his right leg.

1506 days ago
50.

Sensible Sense    

I object to all the commenters who complain to TMZ for almost throwing up their lunch when they see a perv like Micky Lo frenching an oversized plastics. Get real and eat your lunch after you get off the website!!! If you lose your appetite, good for you, perhaps you could lose a few pounds too!

Finally, Micky is not tonguing the orange princess, they kiss each other in Euro trashing way, on the lips, carefully avoiding the germ infestation repository of their mouths.

1506 days ago
51.

lucy    

geez, bet kate major appreciates this. did this new woman not see the low-blow pictures he posted of kate? or heard about all the women who claim that he abused them? or that even his own daughters don't want anything to do with him?

what is she thinking?!?!?

1506 days ago
52.

BallaBlocka    

Michael Loham is a real pimp. Must have had lots of practice with Lindsay and Ali when they were little girls....

1506 days ago
53.

Sean    

Photoshop fail? Papa Lohan appears to be floating above the ground. No leg in the shorts. Phony pictures will get you sued.

1506 days ago
54.

jxtr    

Oh yuck..he looks old enough to be her daddy.

1506 days ago
55.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Who are these pathetically brainless wh*res who think this jackass has anything to offer them. Geez. MiLoser does nothing but love media attention from people like TMZ.

1506 days ago
56.

opinion123    

why? Why, is Michael Lohan news? Why? Why's is her mother news? WHY?

1506 days ago
57.

Bill F. Murray    

National Lampoon's Vacation...aka Lindsay's childhood:

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

1506 days ago
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pink glitter    

MICHAEL LOHAN IS S*** OF THE EARTH. AND **** HE LOOKS LIKE A PARROT. GTFOH MICHAL LOHAN. YOUR A DISTURBED SOUL, AND I BET YOU STILL USE.

1506 days ago
59.

StarryStarryNight    

that picture of parisite hilton kissing at the bottom of the article is worse than loserhan's.

if anyone is on a diet use these pictures as appetite suppressants. they'll work like a charm.

1506 days ago
60.

wendy    

this pic has michael missing a leg, something doesn't jel with his legs, and how his shorts look, i think it's a fake...shame shame tmz.

1506 days ago
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