Levi Johnston says he's totally shocked that Bristol Palin agreed to do "Dancing with the Stars" -- because dude tells us they never, ever danced while they were together ... not even once! 
Despite their recent split, Levi claims he has "nothing but warm wishes" for Bristol on the show ... even though she'll be spending lots of quality body grinding time with another man ... Mark Ballas.
As for their kid -- Tripp has moved to Los Angeles with mommy while Levi works on his reality show in Wasilla, AK. In fact, a source close to Bristol tells us she's already hired a nanny to watch Tripp while she gets her practice on.
So far, it's unclear if Bristol can count on a vote from her ex when the competition begins.
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(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHopefully Levi has somewhat grown up. He should speak encouraging about Bristol, and be respectful of her family. Perhaps, if he plays his cards right, he might be on DWTS next time.
Obama / Levi 2012... Yes We Can
Levi and Obama should dance together. Levi's new reality show - "Dancing with the President"
Obama / Levi 2012 - Their American Apology Tour continues...
"We're so sorry for being so sorry."
she didn't want to dance with you due to your premature spotting her dress each time you tried to grind
I feel sorry for Bristol and Levi's kid. Can you imagine having this douche as a father? Knowing that 50% of your DNA is directly from a douche? Levi's should sue him for damaging their trademarked name and insist he change his name to Douche.
That dirt bag is so jealous that she wss invited on the show. He would do anything - even sleep with Kathy Griffin again - just to get on the show! Why are we still reporting on this no talent creep? Out of news? Get with the program - there are so many celebrities living in LA - you don't have to concentrate on trash like this.
Do they allow dancing at that church the Palins pretend to go to ?
He HAS to comment on EVERYTHING, doesn't he. He can't do ANYTHING on his own, just has to get his name in the media because of someone else. He's pathetic - and I've heard his "special pix" prove that. Thank goodness Bristol woke up and canceled their wedding!
Sorry Levi, you've got 15 minutes of fame, and right now the clock says 14:59. Maybe you can do another Playgirl spread and use it to hook up with a sugar daddy who'll buy you nice clothes and take you to fancy restaurants and beach resorts.
Who cares about these people? How in the hell is this bitch on Dancing With The Stars? Isn't the key word "Stars"? What is she famous for...getting pregnant?
I can understand the manufactured celebrity culture that keeps entities like TMZ in existence, but the line must be drawn somewhere. Nobody on Earth cares about these two silver spoon fed faux celebrities.
F U TMZ.
















