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Michael Lohan Storms the Desert -- Rehab Bound

10/18/2010 11:19 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan has arrived in Palm Springs ... photographed this morning at a hotel just miles from the Betty Ford clinic where Lindsay Lohan is receiving treatment ... and TMZ has learned he's got a new plan to see his daughter that he intends to execute in just a few hours.

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We're told Michael knows it's currently "Family Week" at Betty Ford ... and thinks he should be included in any "family counseling sessions" that go down over the next few days. If Michael isn't allowed inside the clinic, we're told he plans to drop off a letter that he hopes will get to Lindsay.

When called for comment, Michael told us, "If Lindsay's problems stem from me, then I should be involved in the treatment ... right?"

Sources close to the family tell us Dina is currently "on her way" to Palm Springs ... but she'll actually be allowed inside the rehab center.

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91.

Jay    

@61 You'd be amazed how gullible some folks are,yes.They also believed the photogs of her injecting heroin were the real deal ( even though at least timing of those surfacing should have aroused suspicion ,at the very least ) . And before you know it's being reported as truth ( look at the wikileaks stories: for days on end media has been reporting wikileaks would release 40,000 do***ents today or very soon . Source of those reports : ONE blog on a gossip site )

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Ummm the photos of her shooting up were real.The photo was taken at a 2007 house party of course no one has any idea what was in the needle but yeah she did have a needle in the picture with her that is not a fake photo at all. If you are talking about people thinking it was herion because blogs said so well then that another thing. Anyways anyone who actually thinks @LiloInPsychWard is real deserves to be dupped in my opinion.

1280 days ago
92.

Bren    

I used to judge Lindsay for being an addict, but now understand her need for drugs. With two parents like these, I'd be reluctant to get off drugs too.

1280 days ago
93.

jmak10    

He is totally out of control and someone has to stop him from hurting Lindsay. She has made it perfectly clear that she wants NOTHING to do with him and he's really being a HUGE "D-BAG". If I were her I'd be freak-out right now. How is going to help her with him constantly being an "A-HOLE"
No wonder she is the way she is.
BETTY FORD DO WHAT YOU CAN TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM HER.

1280 days ago
94.

MD    

This guy is over the top. Crazy lunatic, attention hound, media whore. Here's something....get a job *******, then you won't have to use Lindsey's. (what's left since no one will hire her anymore)

1280 days ago
95.

Andolini    

He's freaking that his meal ticket is fading away..that's all Lindsay is to him..if he was a real father ..instead of a sperm doner, he'd be concentrating on his other child!!! Imagine what she's feeling through all this..That letter..Lindsay should wipe her ass with it and send it back to him C.O.D!!

1280 days ago
96.

Donna    

Where does he get the money to do all this traveling, does he work?

1280 days ago
97.

Jinxy    

Using a hair scrunchy to tie off at the wrist to get a vein to shoot up in? Really? You think you can get a vein by putting a ponytail ornament on your wrist? Ever given blood, did they tie off your wrist?

I'm sure Lindsay will be thrilled to get a letter from pedo daddy, and will draw little hearts on it and write him a new song to communicate with him because he's treated her with so much respect. He's so sick, I feel for the rest of the family, look what he's done to every woman he's dated, he's a violent mentally ill man. It's like watching a train wreck.

1280 days ago
98.

en Todo Momento!!    

maybe he just showed up late for the happy hour..? you know?!

1280 days ago
99.

Lindsays Friend    

hmmm-m-m-m

maybe we have a GOLDEN opportunity here ...

ok -- it goes like this: both Dina and Michael show up at Betty Ford ... let them both in !

... and

put them BOTH in a straight-jacket as soon as they get there, and tie them to chairs facing each other.

THEN!! Lindsay comes in -- and SHE runs the counseling session --

she can say ANYTHING SHE WANTS -- tell them ANYTHING she wants

(... they can say anything they want -- it ALL GETS RECORDED)

... they do NOT get oput of the straight jackets until they have BOTH APOLOGIZED TO LINDSAY FOR MAKING HER LIFE **PURE** **HELL**

THEN Lindsay brings in HER lawyer and takes out a restraining order on BOTH of them; she also takes out a conservatorship on her douche-bag derelict father who not only can't make an honest living, but anything he has came from Lindsay in the first place.

Finally, Lindsay can (optional: spit in each of their feces -- er faces -- hard to tell the difference, y'know) and tell them to go to fkg hell.

... then we'll see how much either of them feels like hanging around; if they don' get the message the first time around, try a repeat application ...

.. I am so tired of hearing it ...

Let's see -- do these (ugh -- word vomit coming up .. ) " .... par -- par - ents " REALLy LOVE Lindsay?

Let's go down the list and check it out:

LOVE IS:
- patient (NOPE, don't see a lot of that, do you?),
- kind (? are you frkn kidding me -- ain't NONE of that around),
- does not envy (HAH!),
- does not boast ( ain't nothin' there to boast about) ,
- is not proud ( they're both the worst),
- is not rude ( HAW HAW HAWWWW! ),
- is not self-seeking (GUFAAAWWWWWR! HAR HARRRRR- ROFLMFAO) ,
- is not easily angered (well you can forget that one too),
- keeps no record of wrongs ( ... except tapes, pictures, things to threaten with and/or sell to the media -- yeah, right on that one too)
- does not delight in evil (oops -- guess that one's out too)
- but rejoices with the truth ( ... like they even have a clue about what the truth is) -- ok -- here's the GRAND FINALE ...
- "Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves. "

... LOVE? I don't see it ...

"... when I was a child, I thought and acted like a child, had the needs of a child; but when I became an adult, I put away childish things... " like retarded, toxic parents --

Lindsay -- if you're in there to DE-TOX -- these are two of the MOST TOXIC things in your life! A-A-A-A-VOID at ALL COSTS!

.. in HIS LOVE -- Who loves you MORE!!!!! than anyone EVER CAN!!! -- FOREVER!

Your (at the moment, irritated & aggravated) Affectionate Fan,

Praying for you, for your family -- how WILL you EVER BREAK THIS CURSE?

... well -- God specializes in miracles and the "impossible" -- nothing is too hard for Him --

1279 days ago
100.

Lindsays Friend    

... PS -- DINA and MICHAEL don't get out of their straight jackets until they have not only apologized -- PROFUSELY and (if at all possible) sincerely -- for having put Lindsay INTO a "straight jacket" ...

... AND !!

they both PROMISE to:

**NEVER** USE THE MEDIA

OR ANY PUBLIC FORUM

TO DISCUSS (disgust) THEIR INTERESTS

IN ** ANY THING**

HAVING TO DO WITH LINDSAY ...

**NEVER AGAIN** -- OR IT WILL BE CONSIDERED BLATANT HARASSMENT --

AND DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY

.. if either of Lindsay's (one-time, former) parents have ANY GENUINE CONCERN for Lindsay -- it will be dealt with WITH ** NO COMMENT, NO DIVULGENCE, NO REALITY SHOWS, NO BLOGS, NO INTERVIEWS, NO fake-getting-drunk stunts -- or any of the other assorted bullsht that's been going on for the past several years since Lindsay became an adult ...

NO MORE!! JUST STOP IT !!!


... WHAT!!! A GOLDEN OPPORTUNIY, INDEED!

... BRING IT ON, DINA, MICHAEL --

I **DARE** YOU TO SHOW UP at Betty Ford --

If you do -- I *HOPE* they provide you with some **VERY** **SPECIAL** **TREATMENT**

( ... hey -- it IS coming up on halloween -- how's about a Betty Ford "trick and treatment" ?))

ok -- enough -- just stop it -- grow UP!

1279 days ago
101.

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1279 days ago
102.

jj larue    

He's reaching for his phone and posing like he's reaching for a gun.

1279 days ago
103.

mark    

this clown is desperate for money

usually it will be the other way around (daughters chasing dads for money instead of dads chasing daughters for money)

1274 days ago
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