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Balloon Boy's Dad: I'll Scratch Your Back

10/24/2010 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Balloon Boy's dad Richard Heene has hatched a new money making scheme that doesn't involve exploiting his kids -- and TMZ has learned it involves a giant back scratcher ... and a whole lot of yelling.

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Sources tell us Richard has invented a contraption called the "Bear Scratch" -- basically an upright piece of wood you use to scratch your back ... you know, like a bear would.

TMZ got its mitts on a video of Richard practice-pitching the gadget -- and ... just a suggestion ... he should probably take it down a few decibels.

Billy Mays he's not.


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Prathee    

This guy is a moron.Hope he would just go away from public eye.
He needs Singapore style caning as a punishment for his baloon stunt.In this case his scratcher should be used instead of the cane.

1460 days ago
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Carvey    

Is he out of jail already?

1460 days ago
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Christina G.    

Can't we deport him to somewhere?

1460 days ago
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Tard    

No one will even buy this as a "joke" gift.(had to change the wording there).

For 19.99 or whatever it sells for I can get something that does alot more than that. A car wash and to happy meals.

1460 days ago
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Jacko Whackedit    

To call this guy a useless piece of chit is an insult to useless chit worldwide...

1460 days ago
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mrspatrickcampbell    

Dad is a very hot looking - and obvious - homosexual!

Are there nude photos of Dad?

1460 days ago
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James     

What women use to clean their vagina comes to mind right now.

1460 days ago
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beans    

He is nuts..Child services needs to take his children away..

1460 days ago
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Joe Dabb Babbalucci    

This numbskull must think he's the next rendition of the late, great shouter, Billy Mays. Alert! He's not. He's a user who is desperately trying to be famous for no valid reason. He had no skills, talents, or hint of ability to do anything except yell and create havoc. That's not talent or skill. That's simply being an idiot who is an attention gigolo. Only Mikey Lohan is worse.

1460 days ago
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Hatoo Mait    

When people do that, it's about as classy as clipping your nails at a restaurant. What's next, the rug you can pull your butt across if your feeling itchy down there?

1460 days ago
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ManiacalZebra    

He invented a tree?

1460 days ago
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Bash    

This guy appears to be a self-absorbed A-Hole. I feel bad for his children.

1460 days ago
13.

Roger    

I'd rather use the tree in my front yard.

1460 days ago
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dd    

When are the white jackets going to put him away!

1460 days ago
15.

ray    

THAT MY FRIEND IS AN A-HOLE

1460 days ago
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