Rachel Uchitel is celebrating the one-year anniversary of the Tiger Woods car crash by getting lost in the bushes ... (that's what she said).
Rachel is going on a 70-mile hike in the wilderness Santa Monica mountains. She wants to reflect on what she's thankful for ... all 10 million things.
The pilgrim of all mistresses will pace herself, hiking 10 miles a day ... so by our math she's getting lost for a week.
Happy trails to you, Rachel.