Born – February 7, 1978
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, U.S.

Actor/model/corporate shill/replacement for a better actor.

Began his career as a model, was cast on "That 70's Show," where he played the role of "dumb handsome guy."

Starred as “dumb handsome guy” in "Dude Where's My Car," as well as other terrible movies that we don't feel like going to IMDB to look up.

Created the show "Punk'd," which began America's love affair of watching rich, privileged celebrities play pranks on other rich, privileged celebrities.

Married Demi Moore, banged a lot of chicks who are not Demi Moore (allegedly), divorced Demi Moore.

Replaced Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men” … where he (surprise!) played the role of "dumb handsome guy.”

Was the first user of Twitter to have more than 1,000,000 followers, which means... absolutely nothing to anyone.

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Rachel Uchitel -- Ex-Husband Matt Hahn Arrested for Harassment ... 'I Hope You Die'

Rachel Uchitel -- Major Brain Surgery Scheduled

Rachel Uchitel -- All Points Bulletin for Stolen Bike!!!

Rachel Uchitel -- I'm Leaving the Door Open For Tiger Woods ... If He Grovels

Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Jacked Their Baby Name ... From Ex-Tiger Woods Mistress??

Rachel Uchitel in 'Serious' Relationship -- Chick Has a Type

Rachel Uchitel Back on the Market -- Divorce FINAL

Rachel Uchitel Divorce -- Rich People's Problems

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