Kylie vs. Jessica: Who'd You Rather?

singers?

How could you go wrong with sexual napalm?

Sexual napalm wins everytime.

The freeloader Jessica is going to marry graduated from Yale, she is a high school drop out. I bet they have alot to talk about?

Even back in her Locomotion days I didn't find Kylie attractive. Now she looks like a drag queen.

Agreed with the other posters. I would have said Kylie, but since John Mayer said Jessica was sexual napalm, I have to pick her.

Lordy, I'd love to pound Kylie all night. Jessica is seriously obese and she's got a big thick man jaw.

John Mayer says Jessica Simpson is "sexual napalm" but what does he know? He admits to giving guys blow jobs and making out with Perez Hilton. And JS farts constantly. I'll take Kylie!

Jessica Simpson looks nice and natural, a natural beauty. So she gets my vote.
Minogue looks too plastic fantastic and a try hard attention seeker with that ridiculous coat on.
And they both sing as badly as each other, so theres no winner in the singing stakes.

I would clean Jessica's crevasse clean everyday.

Some sick folks out there. While you are humping away on Moo Cow, she's farting and eating a big ole' tub of ice cream.

At least Kylie has class.

Kylie looks like a drag queen.

She will always be "sexual napalm" to me.

I think names are switched. kylie probably has more votes. at least she should have.

Jessica's smile looks natural. I don't know why 'kylie' is famous, but her face is scary.