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Kylie vs. Jessica

Who'd You Rather?

12/1/2010 6:40 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

Blonde singers Kylie Minogue, 42, and Jessica Simpson, 30, both got bundled up in NYC on Tuesday.

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ladani    

singers?

1400 days ago
2.

James     

How could you go wrong with sexual napalm?

1400 days ago
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sunnyroberto    

Sexual napalm wins everytime.

1400 days ago
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Throwback kid    

The freeloader Jessica is going to marry graduated from Yale, she is a high school drop out. I bet they have alot to talk about?

1400 days ago
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Carl    

Even back in her Locomotion days I didn't find Kylie attractive. Now she looks like a drag queen.

1400 days ago
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NelsonH    

Agreed with the other posters. I would have said Kylie, but since John Mayer said Jessica was sexual napalm, I have to pick her.

1400 days ago
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Soiled Midget Panties    

Lordy, I'd love to pound Kylie all night. Jessica is seriously obese and she's got a big thick man jaw.

1400 days ago
8.

Joe    

John Mayer says Jessica Simpson is "sexual napalm" but what does he know? He admits to giving guys blow jobs and making out with Perez Hilton. And JS farts constantly. I'll take Kylie!

1400 days ago
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Bel    

Jessica Simpson looks nice and natural, a natural beauty. So she gets my vote.
Minogue looks too plastic fantastic and a try hard attention seeker with that ridiculous coat on.
And they both sing as badly as each other, so theres no winner in the singing stakes.

1399 days ago
10.

Maximus    

I would clean Jessica's crevasse clean everyday.

1399 days ago
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John    

Some sick folks out there. While you are humping away on Moo Cow, she's farting and eating a big ole' tub of ice cream.

At least Kylie has class.

1399 days ago
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archie    

Kylie looks like a drag queen.

1399 days ago
13.

sunshinerad    

She will always be "sexual napalm" to me.

1399 days ago
14.

henk    

I think names are switched. kylie probably has more votes. at least she should have.

1399 days ago
15.

Rayna    

Jessica's smile looks natural. I don't know why 'kylie' is famous, but her face is scary.

1399 days ago
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