Ryan vs. Jake: Who'd You Rather?

Dear TMZ,

next time you put up a poll like this one either pick two attractive men or put a neither option in there.

You are welcome.

Does any woman like being scratched raw by those beards? None that I know. You?

This one is easy - Ryan! Jake is way too wholesome for me. Ryan has always had a bohemian edge to him and a bit of brooding mystery that screams "sexy" to me. I've followed his career since he his childhood and am proudest of his indie work and musical exploits.

And damn - he can truly play a haunting, sexy bad boy *whew!*

Neither

Oh wow, I would love to just eat them both up. Because I love punks that have probably never been in a real fight in their whole life, and if confronted by someone they would take off running and screaming like a scared little school girl! P.S. They both look like the type of person I would have beaten up in High School. (You know the type, run their mouth and not expect any retaliation).

Grey Goose or Toothy Tile, who'd you rather?

Ryan looks like the Tin Man without his silver paint!

If the ever do a remake of The Wizard of Oz they should get that goof to play him.

OFFICIALLY THE HARDEST TMZ POLL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neither

These are the funniest comments ever. LOL thanks for all the laughs. I think Ryan Gosling is a cutie though. Just my opinion though.

Both... at the same time... simultaneously.

I loved Ryan in the Notebook.. I wish him and Rachael were still together

I'd rather they did each other and filmed it.

Ryan of course. Jake is gay.

ofc Ryan ... look at him he's HOTTTT <3