Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Plan

Give her a month back into society and she'll be f'ing up again. Sam the Man Ronson will be in the papers with her fighting at some bar. Her mom will go on the Today Show again claiming everything is okay and her dad will have his 100th intervention interview claiming he wants to help Lindsay.

Sad, but true....

One trip back to the old condo and she will find an old bottle of Adderall or a half full vial of coke and it's party time all over again.

She didn't do the rehab to get rehabbed... she did it to keep out of jail. She will never get clean until her motivation is for herself.

Good luck Lindsay!

Best of luck Lindsay. By now it's clear that the 'battering' as told by Dawn Holland did not happen. It would credit TMZ if they say sorry (so far not a word)and stop their attempt to destroy Lindsay.
To know that somewhere out there Lindsay Lohan is around with a smile on her face makes the world a better place.

She went out drinking while at Betty Ford then attacked the tech when she got caught trying to sneak back in when she couldn't get back over the wall. She didn't sneak out of treatment to get her hair done, she went to drink alcohol. And then she refused a breathalyzer. She's a worthless piece of shytt that's going to kill someone while under the influence.

Good luck, Lindsay. Stay away from your parents,too. You don't need that awful stress at this point in your life.

she has already failed..someone has been sneaking in pot for her to toke on

The BF tech was telling the truth. She has never tried to get sober and BF doesn't care. All they care about is the money and keeping the celebrity money rolling in. She has broken every rule in the place and laughed while doing it.

she will be drunk and high the night she gets out.

If Lindsay could cut the bs from her life (including mom, dad and the hangers on), she would go a long way in growing up and reestablishing her career. She's what- 30 now? Grow up. At one time, she had a sliver of talent. I do think she could still be a decent actress if she'd realize she isn't infallible. She has to work at her image and craft just like every other actor in Hollywood.

For her, a sobriety plan probably means finding ways to get ****ed up without getting caught.

LOL, WHAT A JOKE. YALL KNOW SHE WILL DUMP HER SPONSOR RIGHT AFTER SHE HITS LA. THEN HER HANGERS ON'S WILL BE BACK INTO PLAY. CAUSE SRUSLY... LINDSAY HAS NO FRIENDS EXCEPT THOSE HANGERS ON'S AND PATHETIC PARENTS OF HERS. LIKE, WHEN HAS SHE HAD ONE SERIOUS REPUTABLE FRIEND IN H'WOOD WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT HER? EXACTLY... NONE!!

Only time will tell in all of our lives whether we will make until the next minute yet alone the next day.

No one can know what tomorrow will bring. Therefore, stay in the present and hope for a better future.

Lindsay Lohan... you have your whole life ahead ... and I pray that today you will find the peace, joy and righteousness only Jesus can give you. Without Him as Lord and Savior of our lives we all are headed for more pain and turoil... you included.

Please do not think or believe there is another way. There is only one way ... and his name is Jesus... the "Way" the "Truth" and the "Life" no one can come to God any other way.

Oh brother. I give her a week, two tops. She was out partying at BF two weeks ago, so apparently "sobriety" is just a word in the dictionary to her. Whatever.

"To know that somewhere out there Lindsay Lohan is around with a smile on her face makes the world a better place."

yikes. Who are you kidding? I hope she's not relocating near me.

She's just a spoiled brat. She's still five years old and needs mommy and daddy to tell her what to do. That **** doesn't go away, it's who she is.

She can read all the mother****ing books in the world but won't get it. Needs to read the above paragraph for a chance at life.