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Gary from 'Teen Mom' -- 'Amber Is Sluttish'

1/2/2011 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

"Teen Mom" baby daddy Gary Shirley has a lot to learn about relationships -- like rule #1 ... don't call your baby mama a slut while on the phone with her cousin.

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In an audio recording from December obtained TMZ, Gary is heard on the phone with Krystal,  Amber Portwood's cousin. Gary explains to Krystal he kind of has a crush on her ... pointing out, "You've got things that Amber don't ... like a job."

Then Gary drops a real gem and tells Krystal, "Amber is sluttish. You've been with six dudes, Amber's been with f**king a million."

The topper ... dude actually tries to convince Krystal to come to his place by saying, "If you ever want to piss off Amber, let me know."

Mission accomplished.


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JLS    

My God, his little girl doesn't have a chance in life. Mama is violent and daddy is a dim bulb.

Honestly, I don't think these two have a normal range IQ if you combined them!

Nice to know he's trying to hook up to some girl with a job. He certainly doesn't have one.

1304 days ago
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NDNchief    

I wonder how many of the million were purple crayons. She's got that fat girl look the purples love to bang.

1304 days ago
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jesse    

whos the idiot writer at tmz who uses dude all the time.. err i cant stand that .. The topper ... dude actually tries to convince Krystal<--what are you a 13 year old stoner .. stfu bitch.

1304 days ago
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Anthony    

This guy is a complete fool. Talk about trying real hard to get your 15 minutes of fame. Not only is he a fat tool, he should be lucky anyone wants to bang him. This girl Amber needs to get as far away from this guy as possible.

1304 days ago
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Kelly    


This Gary cat is in his 20's and still acts like he's 14.
I feel sorry for poor Leah.

Both of her parents are idiots.

1304 days ago
6.

FruitSalad    

how on earth did this fat doosh bag even get on tv ?

1304 days ago
7.

Rob    

These morons should be eliminated from the gene pool..

1304 days ago
8.

kr    

In MY opinion in a case like this.. the emotional abuse far outweighed any violence a 5' 130 pound girls with arms of toothpicks could do to a 6' 350 pound squishy boy. She can't even reach him for heaven's sake.

The emotional abuse he has put on that poor girl is astounding. She needs to find a real man and stay far away from this sicko loser

1304 days ago
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Cat    

Sad Sad Sad that the baby (LEAH) had by Amber and Gary doesnt stand a dogs chance in he!! of having a childhood because all the so called adults in her life have a combined intelligence quotient of a ant with amnesia..Both selfish and self centered.They are merely Bio facts of this child they are not parents. Parents put away childish things and games for the sake of a child they love. These dont have the first clue. YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOUR CHILD MORE THAN YOU HATE YOU EX !! Children are smart and most likely at this age Leah knows she is caught in the cross hairs of her parents selfishness abuse and yes both are abussive and codependent because neither can step away and think of the most important person the most innocent in all this which is LEAH Start saving money now morons because by your stupidity you will doom your child to a life of not knowing what a loving and kind relationship is and will most likely be severely physcologically more damaged than she is already and will need years of therapy and mimic her parents drug and eating issues as a way to cope. Oh yeah and most likely she will hate you both equally and blame you both equally. Shame the state cant come take this baby away from both these morons and give to a couple who would make her the center of their universe.Hellen Keller said it best when she said there is nothing more sad than a man with 20/20 vision who refuses to see. These morons are blind because they are selfish and self centered and chose to be and they deny their daughter at least one loving and kind parent. They both are abusing their daughter in the worst way by taking pot shot at each other and thus stabbing leah in the heart. How do these people sleep at night? oh thats right they take drugs drink and eat to access.

1304 days ago
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Sammie    

So if Amber is 'sluttish' having slept with '6 dudes', how sluttish is Gary? Aside from the fact the idiot doesn't use a condom.

1304 days ago
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Bob    

Gary is a fat slob. Who would want to touch him, much less have sex with him. Of course Amber is not in a great position to be choosy, but she should at least have something better then him. HOWEVER they both should be STERILIZED as they are obviously not fit to breed with anyone again.

1304 days ago
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Amber    

Just go away already!!! Im so sick of these two people. The poor baby should be taken away from them. From what I have seen(on tv) and read about them they dont seem to care about her.

1304 days ago
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j peeps    

GARY SHIRLEY-I THINK U AND AMBER ARE JUST TOOO MESSY.YEAH SHE'S A SLUT TO YOU NOW BUT I BET IF SHE SNAP HER FINGERS TO YOU,YOU WOULD GO RUNNIN BACK TO HER SO STOP IT WITH THE FRONTIN.THERE'S NO FUTURE IN IT.GET YA MIND RIGHT AND KEEP IT REAL WITH YASELF.OH AND TO YOU NAY SAYERS KISS MY ASS IN ADVANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

1304 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

Nice to know this clown is on TMZ's payroll. Whoever is posting this rubbish is an idiot.

1304 days ago
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aquanet    

Why do stupid useless people breed?

Why does anyone go near this guy? He is nothing to ook at. He's about as smooth as broken glass and dumber than a bag of hammers. Just put the child in protective custody now.

1304 days ago
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