Celebrity Math: Jesse James Lovers Edition

He sure likes them in bangs!

They should all be ashamed of themselves and Sandra should be taking weekly AIDS tests (and cut those hideous bangs)

TMZ...Don't even put Sandra next to those two skank bag hoes...You can't even compare the three

Larry, Curly and Moe?

The 3 Stooges on Parade?

That is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

It appears he has a type: thin, pale skin, dark hair with bangs. Sandra must be the prototype which makes the others photocopies. Look at all that ink smeared on the other two!

THAT IS HILARIOUS

Neither Michelle nor Kat will ever have the class and tact that Sandra has.

america's sweetheart + nazi stripper = a happy grease monkey

Math FAIL. Actually it's

Bombshell - Sandra = Kat

Sandra, you're amazing, call me. We'll have some white not adopted tattoo-free babies together. Oops, forgot you are 46. We'll try to have some white...

Has anyone else noticed that long chicken neck that Bombshell has?

Sandra screwed up when she started talking to Jesse about adopting a Black baby. That's like asking him to shake hands with a Black man. It just ain't gonna happen.

Sandy is so beautiful in bangs the rest of them not so much

I really think TMZ should stop taking listener ideas.