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Snooki & Jwoww

Here's Where We Wanna Pass Out

1/29/2011 10:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Snooki and Jwoww have narrowed their reality show house hunt down to three suburban pads -- and TMZ has obtained photos of the surprisingly quaint front-runner.

Snooki Jwoww
According to the realtor's website, the three-bedroom house -- located in East Setauket, NY -- is a short walk to the beach on Long Island ... but here's something the dynamic duo may have to get used to ... it doesn't come with a pool.

Luckily, they can still drown themselves in alcohol.

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1.

Cartman    

What does a pool have to do with anything?

They only need a trough for the vomit to make it perfect for their needs.

1181 days ago
2.

Nicole    

we can only hope they drown in alcohol

1181 days ago
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documented_as_puzzling    

they best keep a grill and deena about to keep it lively ---- and tmz you piss on my posts but some lame f-ck posts crap about unprovoked felonies and its o.k. right step it up tmz

1181 days ago
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Celeb Gossip Addict    

With the exception of the grill and patio furniture in the driveway that staging was beautiful enough to kinda help you ignore the fact that the house is old as hell. Radiators? Really?

1181 days ago
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Rachel Rothechild    

Oh that is why the realestate market is on a up swing. make sense now.

1181 days ago
6.

eden    

I live in the next town and that is NOT the house that they were looking at.

1181 days ago
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Sue    

I hope they stay away from Long Island...ugh...

1181 days ago
8.

Marguerite    

as a person who lives on the east end of long island i would love to know where in east setauket it is a short walk to the beach? that is a very congested area to settle in and i doubt the neighbors are going to sign off on these to skanks moving into a family neighborhood and subjecting children to their stupidity. i guess these two couldnt afford anything in the hamptons where real celebs are so they had to settle for a town near a hospital and a college. there goes the neighborhood.

1181 days ago
9.

bob    

A nice nook for Snooki to get her nookie.

1180 days ago
10.

lou    

Poor house - cooties for life (shudders.)

1180 days ago
11.

the devil    

first and now we know where to set the fire and end it all thanks tmz

1180 days ago
12.

Elaine    

Why are these 2 ugly trolls considered celebrities??? All they are are 2 drunken whores and even that old house is too nice for them. For all their antics they should be in jail and given a life sentence for being a disgrace to society.

1180 days ago
13.

abby    

Nice house!

1180 days ago
14.

anon.    

So this is the next whorehouse? LOL

1180 days ago
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TMZ@Froggy.biz    

This house will be a wreck within a few months -- smell of pickles...

1180 days ago
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