Born – July 5, 1980
Providence, Rhode Island, U.S.

Real Name – Paul DelVecchio

Reality TV star, DJ, meathead.

Was born and did some stuff no one gives a crap about so lets skip right to “Jersey Shore.”

Was cast on “Jersey Shore” in 2009, helped jump-start America's love affair with drunken idiots who tan and work out too much.

Makes roughly $10,000 a night when he plays clubs … which isn't bad for just showing up and turning on your iPod.

Is often seen as the nicest member of the “Jersey Shore” cast, which is sort of like having the least amount of leprosy.

Opened for Britney Spears as a DJ for a few of her concerts in 2011 (note: her judgment has always been questionable).

Fun Fact: He won an “O Henry” award for best short fiction in 2010. No of course he didn't. Don't be stupid.

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