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Prince William & Kate

The Box of Condoms

1/30/2011 8:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

With Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding just months away -- an English condom company wants to make sure they don't add to the royal family too soon ... with rubbers fit for a king.

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The joke condoms aren't affiliated with the royal family -- but that doesn't make the website's description any less hilarious ... "Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure."

But don't sheath your sword just yet -- there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the site that reads, "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

Thanks for the heads up.

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1.

James     

tacky.

1330 days ago
2.

Jackie    

I think they have already had sex without condoms. Nice try:D

1330 days ago
3.

Trish    

I hope they have a lot of babies. :)

1330 days ago
4.

mija    

Can they use their image and likeness to sell these?

1330 days ago
5.

Kàt    

LOL!!! Too funny! Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning!

Somthing tells me, this couple will be fun. They've already shown they have 'new ways' of doing things!

1330 days ago
6.

Fifi    

It must be his younger brother and next in line - Harry who's commissioned this.

1330 days ago
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FlamingoNut    

Brilliant marketing ploy: "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs." -------> How can one market a condom that's not a condom?

1330 days ago
8.

Priss    

Tacky!

1330 days ago
9.

Reyna38    

JESUS.. I WOULD NEVER USE ANYTHING WITH THESE TWO STUPID IDIOTS FACES ON ANYTHING. IM SICK OF THESE STUPID ROYAL CRAP........... GO **** OFF WITHY OUR MONEY AND STOP RUBBING IT ON OUR FACES THAT YOUR RICH......

1330 days ago
10.

lourdes    

Excellent good they don't thing just in chinese porcelain. thanks good.

1330 days ago
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Miss D-L    

(QUOTE)LOL!!! Too funny! Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning!

Something tells me, this couple will be fun. They've already shown they have 'new ways' of doing things! (QUOTE)

Indeed !

Was this one approuved by the Queen or Camilla?
As to be Camilla.

LOL !

Oh ****, it's true, it was the Pope !

Ah ah ah !

1330 days ago
12.

tmzreader    

That is so funny!! Love that British humor. Nothing sacred here, is there? LMAO!

1329 days ago
13.

linda    

who cares he will cheat on her just like his father did to his mother.

1327 days ago
14.

SCARLET    

BRILLIANT THINKING

EBAY ITEM NUMBER 230599737341


EXCELLENT SELLER TO DO BUSINESS WITH....HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!

1274 days ago

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