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Charlie's Porn Pal Kacey Jordan Sends Text -- 'I'm Pregnant!"

2/13/2011 11:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen got one of those text messages from his porn star friend Kacey Jordan ... saying she's pregnant -- luckily for Charlie the message also said she doesn't think it's his.

Kacey Jordan texts she is pregnant to Charlie Sheen
TMZ obtained the text message Kacey sent Charlie yesterday afternoon (see above). After dropping the bomb -- which must've floored Charlie -- Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation."

As for why Kacey thinks Charlie is in the clear ... he used protection, but Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not sure if it did the trick.

According to our sources, Kacey plans to terminate the pregnancy in the next few days.

We're told Kacey never heard back from Charlie. He probably hasn't picked up his jaw off the ground yet. 

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211.

William    

This testimony was given in United States District Court for the Western District of Wisconsin on May 27, 1999, Case No. 98-C-0305-S.

ABORTIONIST HARLAN RAYMOND GILES:

Q. What kills the child in the suction curettage abortion?

A. The complete separation of the fetus and the placental tissue from the maternal uterine surface. It totally disrupts the vascular connection and that results in death.

Q. Okay. Can the HEART of a fetus or embryo STILL be BEATING during a suction curettage abortion as the fetus or embryo comes down the cannula?

A. For a few seconds to a minute, YES.

1243 days ago
212.

mat    

"I never wanted this attention" ????? A porn star who isn't on industrial strength birth control?? Why would a porn creep's positive preg test make the news other than her leaking her text message to TMZ?? A swamp somewhere is missing it's s***.

1243 days ago
213.

mcg99    

Abortion is murder - period. I don't care if you think I'm a right wing nut, It's murder. The bible says that even before we are born -God knows us! ABORTION IS MURDER and on judgment day all the murderers will recieve their just rewards - repent before the coming of the Lord -there's still time - one day time will run out and then it will be too late.

1243 days ago
214.

spankie    

This would be #4, 4th visit to Oregon to take care of "it". She mentioned on Stern that she had 3 previous visits. This broad should get her tubes tied!

1243 days ago
215.

smashthetaco    

Hey sweetie...Got news for ya'. NOBODY CARES !!!!

1243 days ago
216.

William    

(United States District Court for the Western District of Wisconsin on May 27, 1999, Case No. 98-C-0305-S continued)


ABORTIONIST MARTIN HASKELL:

THE WITNESS: I've performed approximately or greater than 40,000 suction curettage abortions. Roughly, you know, 10,000 D&E abortions. After the 20th week I've performed approximately 5,000 abortions, about 3,000 of them being D&E and about 2,000 of them being the intact variety of D&E.

Q. When you perform an abortion by the suction curettage method does it ever happen that a portion of the fetus is extracted from the uterus while the fetus is STILL ALIVE?

A. YES.

Q. And how does that happen?

A. Well, when we do a suction curettage abortion, you know, roughly one of three things is going to happen during the abortion. One would be is that the catheter as it approaches the fetus, you know, tears it and kills it at that instant inside the uterus. The second would be that the fetus is small enough and the catheter is large enough that the fetus passes through the catheter and either dies in transit as it's passing through the catheter or DIES IN THE SUCTION BOTTLE AFTER IT'S ACTUALLY ALL THE WAY OUT.

Now on any given procedure does a surgeon know precisely which of those three possibilities is going to occur, the answer is no. But is it my intent that one of these three possibilities will happen with each given patient, then the answer is yes.

Q. And when you perform an abortion previability are you concerned with the point in the process when the fetus dies?

A: Generally NO...

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217.

William    

(Continued testimony given in United States District Court for the Western District of Wisconsin on May 27, 1999, Case No. 98-C-0305-S.)

ABORTIONIST DENNIS DEAN-CHRISTENSEN:

Q. Are you aware that we stipulated that during a suction curettage procedure sometimes no fetal parts come out through the cannula during suction and that the doctor then goes in with forceps to remove parts?

A. Yes, I'm aware of that.

Q. At that point when the suction has been used but no fetal parts have come out and the doctor goes in with forceps is the fetus ALIVE?

A. Based on our definition, YES.

Q. And when will the fetus DIE in that scenario?

A. Well, sometime between that point and when we complete the procedure.

1243 days ago
218.

ay    

why is her iphone screen captured? really? she sends him a text and then sells the screen cap for publicity?

1243 days ago
219.

Melissa    

YAY!!! Your a slut CONGRATS! if you can't grow up and deal with the concequences to your actions... then how about you DON'T spread your legs... no wonder why forgieners hate us.... people like this are the high lights of the country...

1243 days ago
220.

Mr. Nice Guy    

Abortion is not Murder. Keep your Superstitions to yourselves. She would make a great F-Buddy because she will do the RIGHT thing and get ride of the mistake like she has before!

1243 days ago
221.

William    

#224 Jojo posted: "Lots of anti-abortion folks posting on here. Hey, she has every right to terminate that pregnancy, whether they like it or not!"

#235 Yoda: "Abortions tickles."
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I have a rhetorical question for you two: You are both at a stages along your human-life spectrums to fight against a perpetrator if attacked, right?

Both of you seem to be throwing this innocent, helpless baby (who exists right where he is supposed to be - in Kacey's womb) in the direction of a glorified hitman (a hitman who holds $$ payment from the baby's mother in one hand, and a sharp curette, suction tube, and pair of forceps in the other).

That said, if you're interested we could meet and play a game. We could play "Preborn baby and Abortionist."

I'll be the abortionist, and you two can be twin preborn babies.

OK?

I don't think playing the child in the womb would "tickle", Yoda. I bet you'd also feel terrified and violated. This would just be pretend, remember, but I'm guessing you'd HATE to be acting the preborn baby with me being the abortionist. I would play my pretend role well - i.e., unnecessarily and VIOLENTLY attacking you. I wouldn't give a second thought to your rights to your life.

We could see how dismissive and insensitive you'd feel about Kacey's preborn baby boy, then.

Couldn't we, cowards.

All of a sudden you two wouldn't be so big and tough. You'd feel very vulnerable in what you beleived was a safe, loving temporary home....your mother's womb. And, again, that's in light of the fact that you two are capable of fighting back in our game!

(psssst......Kacey's baby isn't able to fight back at his current human-life-spectrum stage......he has that added disadvantage. Yet, you'd both cry for your lives, for your unsolicited suffering, and plead for mercy!)

You BOTH have thrown this sweet baby under the proverbial bus.

If you're interesting in playing this game, just let me know. It could be a good experience and lesson for both of you. You may learn what big-mouthed, insensitive, baby-killing cowards you actually are.

William

1243 days ago
222.

Annoyed in MD    

Looking at this broad - I say thank god for abortions!

1243 days ago
223.

Lori    

God's little TAP on the shoulder there CHARLES?...here's hoping she not even pregnant...what a travesty these people are.

1243 days ago
224.

Maura Zimmerman    

Woo Hoo! I was not aware that one could get a "PORN STAR" pregnant. You see, most are abused WOMEN who should be living at the mercy of the state, as I am. Tax dollars should go to supporting abused WOMEN instead of infrastructure or security or education. GET IT. - Maura Zimmerman

1243 days ago
225.

Annoyed in MD    

mcg99 - you right wing nuts think only about spreading your crazy agenda and can care less what happens to poor kids when they are born to porn stars and crazy people. Again, as I said before - thank god for abortions.......lots more unwanted kids in this country without them.

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